Grump-chan

Theme parks are great because they allow me to enter a world I could only view on a screen. Sometimes I prefer it to watching the show or movie. Like, I don't want to watch Jimmy Fallon, I want to be inside Jimmy Fallon.

Trix Yogurt girlfriends

Twitter just loves to psychoanalyze everyone it seems. "He's only doing this to appease his girlfriend" because that's all they know about him

You get all the ladies

Jack Black in a Stone Temple Pilots movie:

"I... am smelling like the rose that somebody gave me cause I... am dead and bloated."

I lost my guitar strings but it's nothing to fret over

If you want to counter someone's counterargument, don't just repeat the first argument again. That will just make it seem like you aren't paying attention.

Considering how much of Asmongold's stream is just watching videos other people made, maybe this streamer is just giving him a taste of his own medicine

Don't forget, he said he wouldn't go through with Project 2025. Oh wait...

You don't understand. It's not that they are wrong, it's that no one else is noting this specific way in which they are wrong. If I don't point this out, then no one will.

Me: *talks in hyperbole a lot*

That one person: "Obviously that's not true"

Me: "...No shit?"

Excelsior! That means fuck you! Nuff said

Your heart is now beating manually

The Tyrannosaurus Rex is the coolest dino!

#YIAYit

Your mother AND your father

#Sciart #Paleoart #Dinosaur Tyrannosaurus, commissioned by @grumpchan.bsky.social

It came out terrific!

How do I contact you?

What do you mean there's a message to this movie? This isn't a preschool show. There's no morals to learn.

*ask a nuanced question*
*get a long reply explaining that nuance*
"I ain't reading all that"

The internet is funny sometimes

I do not like your AI spam
I do not like it Sam Alt-Man

Trying to make an apple pie from scratch. Anyone know a simple way of inventing the universe?

One of the more frustrating aspects of being online for a long time is learning how few people actually understand analogies and their purpose

I just rewatched this whole show recently. It's very good I wish there was a third season

I saw one of these on an airport terminal. Not in the bathroom, one the control panel for the thing that moves to the plane to get passengers boarded

Magazines and newspapers have survived online news

Bridget and Testament from Guilty Gear being visible

Happy trans day of visibility!

Just got back from a tribute to Linkin Park. They played the first two albums in their entirety. I'm sore and sweaty and tired. It was a blast!

HIT THE LEVER