emmet when he loses #submas

Hope you're doing well

The only quick, in
-the-moment, comeback of my life was replying to some moron in a line for coffee who was making a misogynistic comment about "Adam and Eve." I retorted there would be no Adam if he made Eve first because he would've gotten it right the first time.

I'm sorryyyyyyyy

LMAO, as a man I should be insulted, but this too true.

Nope. "In the beginning human kind created God" would be a better opening.

God *used* to be a woman. Matriarchal societies who worshipped a Goddess lived in harmony until they were destroyed by Male God worshipers.

When God became a man our world went to Hell.

In the beginning, God created Man. However, contrary to the common telling, God did not say, "Man, thou must have a mate." God said, "Oh, shit, what did I just do?" So, God created a better model and said unto his initial creation, "Behold, I have created People 2.0, with fewer bugs and glitches. I give you Woman." And Man was pissed. —It's a Wonderful Wiccan Way of Life

Best intro to a book I’ve seen in awhile

I stand by this.

Who? I trust you

Good job

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER NANCY --- GO RIGHT BACK UP AND COME DOWN LIKE A LADY

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
January 2,1947

Universal health care map

70% of the world’s population has universal healthcare, but not the US

We are the only highly developed nation without it

Our healthcare is twice as expensive as the average wealthy nation

US ranks last among industrial nations for deaths that could be prevented with timely access to healthcare

TAX. THE. CHURCH.

I think that's also a robot, right? Or am I wrong?

As a Yuri fan myself, I agree

Okay 😁👍

More button stuff

the wet bandits

dr: AH HERE'S THE PROBLEM. YOU'RE BALD BECAUSE YOUR DICK IS TOO BIG. WE CAN REVERSE YOUR CONDITION. BUT IT'S RISKY. *later* dr: I'M SORRY. THE OPERATION WAS A FAILURE NOW YOU HAVE A SMALL PENIS AND UR BALD me: THIS IS HOW IT HAPPENED THIS IS HOW IT HAPPENED YA'LL....

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Embroidery piece consisting mainly of black line work depicting three bullets with the words “deny, defend, depose” written on them.

Work in progress

Pin of Luz and Amity

IT’S FINALLY IN MY HANDS

If you ask me, this would have been a much better choice for Time’s Person of the Year.

An eye for an eye, and we all go blind.

@humblyjay.bsky.social Be Kind ☺️

Nuuuu! Or I will tell Chess you are hacking >:)