@richardnuts.bsky.social
I am the world’s most famous internet micro-celebrity and I’m the world’s funniest person and I’m amazing at everything I do
Bald men are women
26.12.2024 23:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m gonna shoot Santa down this year with an old Stinger that I stole during my vacation this summer.
23.12.2024 22:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I think that every year we should survey the entire country to find the happiest and saddest person and then make them kiss live on national television and this should happen every year in June
13.12.2024 23:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I made this
12.12.2024 18:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They get on NFT’s on here yet?
21.11.2024 18:00 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is this like Twitter?
21.11.2024 00:34 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0lol this is actually so funny 🤣🤣🤣
20.11.2024 23:47 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Lots of middle aged bald men on this app… what’s the deal with that?
20.11.2024 18:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No you didn’t, liar
20.11.2024 18:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I just be burping I just be burping #goty
20.11.2024 14:19 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The best day of my life was in July of 1954 when I totaled a car that didn’t belong to me by crashing it into a laundromat
20.11.2024 06:17 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I wish I looked like this
20.11.2024 05:26 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0This is the REAL Richard Nuts back from the fucking dead baby, that Grub Thompson shithead might have stolen my company but I have a plan. Big things coming. Stay tuned.
20.11.2024 05:19 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Scarcely
20.11.2024 05:18 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Smoking crack in a Honda civic. #amen
20.11.2024 05:17 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0