Yandaman

Hey! I got a poem published in an anthology! Proceeds go to a non-profit supporting women's issues. amzn.eu/d/41h1ojr

The poem itself can be found at bit.ly/yandapoem

And if you want to support a genuine, honest-to-god published poet, you could buy me a virtual coffee at ko-fi.com/yandaman

Not Everything in Your Brain Has To Come Out Your Mouth Words to the wise

Thinking back to a simpler time muddyum.net/not-everythi...

Britain’s net zero economy is booming, CBI says Green sector growing at triple the rate of the UK economy, providing high-wage jobs and increasing energy security

www.theguardian.com/environment/...

What It’s Really Like To Ride in a Waymo Driverless Car Or how a robot almost convinced my wife to kill me

muddyum.net/what-its-rea...

An Open Letter to Apple About the Dangers of Face ID A cautionary tale from a cad and a bounder

Rant incoming…
muddyum.net/an-open-lett...

#apple
#iphone
#faceid
#humour

I just got id’d at a Whole Foods buying two bottle of beer. Happy to offer beauty tips for a reasonable price.

Ack!!!!
Stupid Internet!
It won’t let me write anything!
Please, someone! Turn the damn thing off!

#Procrastination
#Whyareyoureadingthis?
#Shoutingintothevoid
#Doesthiscountasapoem?

Nose Hair Trimming The things one does in the name of love

Thought I'd try cross-posting some old stuff from Medium on Vocal. They have a minimum word count of 600, so I had to bump up the funny on this piece by 50%. FIFTY PERCENT MORE FUNNY! Check it out! vocal.media/humor/nose-h...

I borrow physical books, ebooks, and audiobooks from my local library. When I’m travelling I often use them as a place to work. They are free, have dependable wifi, and are often in beautiful buildings.

Note to self -> Touch ID does not work if you have a bandaid covering your finger.

Word of the day is ‘librocubicularist’: one who loves nothing better than reading in bed.

(Not easy to say, but I’m glad to know it exists).

I don't care if it's "blue-skied," "tweeted," "skeeted," or "posted," as long as it is done coquettishly.

Well, to be honest, my post wasn't really directed at Trump. I'm hoping some of the people who supported him because of those two issues might stumble across it.

An Idea for Mr Trump on How To Slow Unwanted Immigration And create jobs at the same time

Worries about Immigration and the Economy were a couple of things that probably helped Trump win the recent election. Here's a suggestion to help him with both these issues.
medium.com/contemplate/...

#trump
#climatechange
#immigration
#uspolitics