Pando (yes,they're gonna be okay) ttermon

The perks of working in back alleys and shady bars is that it brings in a lot of cocksnacks~

Amazing and fun artwork done by talented @pandottermon.bsky.social <3

I'm so sorry! I made too much yummy food.

Fuck that guy.

It's that time of year again!!

I'm thinking 2 vore themed pics with the Baxters: one for the preds, one for the prey.

Prey is easy. Served up for Christmas dinner, presents under the tree, etc

Pred is harder. 1 pred focus, mult?

Combine the two images as a 2-parter?

Suggestions welcomed!

That's not easy to come to grips with, let alone say out loud. How can folks help you in this situation?

They are the store-brand pop tart equivalent.

Fuck TeeHoes! Bitches ain't shit. MA dunks where the BEST

Husband SciHoss: 'Mid latte'? Is it mid? *Pointing at my Medium Pumpkin Spice Iced Latte*

Me: That's a 'medium' and it's actually delicious! Seems like New England Dunkin Donuts actually know what the fuck they are doing, who knew? (I did, I knew)

Gasp! He so handsome!

Most friendships I will fight to keep.

Unless you betray my trust.

After that, we will never be the same.

I can forgive, if you really mean it. I'd want the same for myself if I'd fucked up.

But I won't ever forget. It's a survival mechanism. Not sorry.

The image is of a comic titled "Winter." Panel one depicts monarch butterflies flying. They say, "We take a long journey south." Panel two depicts a bear hibernating underground. It says, "I fall into a deep, impenetrable sleep." Panel three depicts a squirrel holding an acorn, with other nuts scattered around it. Off camera, someone asks, "How do YOU survive?" Panel four depicts the squirrel having grown enormously round after having eaten all the nuts.

DO IT YOU WONT

Awoo

It's that time of year again!!

I'm thinking 2 vore themed pics with the Baxters: one for the preds, one for the prey.

Prey is easy. Served up for Christmas dinner, presents under the tree, etc

Pred is harder. 1 pred focus, mult?

Combine the two images as a 2-parter?

Suggestions welcomed!

bart simpson is laying in bed with a pillow and a blanket . ALT: bart simpson is laying in bed with a pillow and a blanket .

Oh God damnit, it's a full moon isn't it? Nooooow I understand why I can't sleep.

TL;DR - Not at MMF this year. I hope my friends have a wonderful time. ❤️

If you are there and feel overwhelmed or alone, have patience, have confidence, take a nap.

Be kind to each other and to yourselves. What makes a con are the fantastic people who attend.

Maybe I'll see you next year! 🦦 💙

Now BEFORE you get all offended, I am fully aware that my perspective colors much of what I think & feel. Not all slights are meant. A lack of a warm greeting doesn't mean loathing. But it takes emotional labor to settle myself in these mass social situations. It's exhausting but no one's FAULT.

Cons are hard for me. Always have been. I feel alone/ignored when I'm not immediately recognized by or invited into a group. (Vore crowd can be cliquey) Overwhelmed & pressured to perform when I am. I usually end up digging deep for my confidence and reaching out to some of my many, many friends.

An anthro Luxray vaping

💨
For @donryu.bsky.social!

Unless I'm planning it, I won't be attending anything she puts together if it involves flights.

a close up of a cartoon character 's fist with a pink building in the background ALT: a close up of a cartoon character 's fist with a pink building in the background

Me September 1st: Ok, my husband and I will fly in on Dec 5th, fly home the 8th.

Mom: Great! I'll pick you up at the airport!

Me: Ok! Now. PLEASE DO NOT CHANGE PLANS AT THE LAST MINUTE LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO!

Mom: Ok, ok!

Text from mom at noon today: Can't pick you up, get an Uber to the house.

Me:

IT IS DONE! I FINISHED MY COMMISSIONS LIST!

AAAAAA!! FINALLY!!!

....yes I will be opening up again soon...

Ayyeeeee 3k followers! *Does a little dance*

Thanks y'all!

"Daddy hasn't had his coffee yet, put that mouth to work, or shut up."

Flawless metaphor.

Think, MAGA plus maggot

yo bro why are you doing that !! written on a red background ALT: yo bro why are you doing that !! written on a red background

Me when I see someone arguing with a MAGAT on BlueSky.

JUST. BLOCK.

Horse cock ❤️

4 panel comic Panel 1: Red Guy looking way way too happy yells “Hey Guys! Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?” Blue Guy next to him calmly says “Shhh” Panel 2: Blue Guy tenderly puts his arms around Red Guy and says “You don’t have to do this” Panel 3: Blue Guy still holds Red Guy tightly and repeats “You don’t have to do this every year”. Red Guy begins to break. Panel 4: Red Guy dissolves into Blue Guy’s embrace, sobbing. He finally feels the weight of Christmas Discourse lifting from his shoulders. He is finally free.

i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse