Catherine Ming

I’m at a hotel birthday party

Worst thing about Alamo is having to email them to beg for your membership back

No it’s in a highly secured facility with aircon

Swing on that motherfucker

Stuff your sock. It means shut the fuck up.

Easy bake oven

Sneak up on a motherfucker

He’s a fucking wack job. Got subpoenaed halfway through lunch

You’re like a fucking wizard

Am I still your boy?

I’m your girl.

barenaked ladies deserve to have cooler merch

Inspire people to….what???

That’s subway

You could be bigger than Arbie’s

Get Marcus back to his boyfriend

Think small, big money

What’s up Chief? What’s up my guy?

Design remains my passion

You’re still my pimp

I feel like I’m in a fucking Disney channel original movie, dawg

raise your hand if you're not in NYC but you're following the mayoral election out of a desperate need to believe that good things are possible

Fifteen year old frat guy

Air guitar people file off stage

Should my next birthday be Madagascar themed ???

Break down the fucking boxes

What’s more fun than one eye infection?! Two eye infections

I’m going to fight the neighborhood rooster

Owen Hunt wishes he was Dr. Abbott

I’m doing public service by posting here