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Lasty

@lasty313.bsky.social

"Cis is a slur against straight people." Bitch it's not. But keep going and I might try to make it one. 35M Gender Fluid at best Cis at my worst. Poly DemiPan. Resident menace. Emotionally supportive gigolo. Eldritch support main. Monster fucker.

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So. I've avoided this spot. The world has been on fire. I'm a father. I HAVE to be vigilant.

Do I dare? Cause I've already seen some REAL evil shit.

05.03.2026 03:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
No folds, only prep of veggies for a stir fry. Pictured is fully prepped veggies in separate containers multiple knives on a cutting board, and other household spices.

No folds, only prep of veggies for a stir fry. Pictured is fully prepped veggies in separate containers multiple knives on a cutting board, and other household spices.

The world and my house are chaos. But there are some things I can control within the house, that can make me feel control over this world. If cooking is considered a hobby. Than so be it. Cooking is my hobby.
Not chemistry. Maybe baking can put those folds in my brain.

12.02.2026 20:07 — 👍 1    🔁 8    💬 0    📌 0

My whimsy, is just wabi-sabi.

I'll buy the folded card pack. The slightly off cup. The open box items at Best Buy.

Shit makes me happy.

10.02.2026 14:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"Why do we spiral Master Lasty?"

"Cause we're dumbasses."

29.01.2026 19:29 — 👍 0    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

People be like, "those Hill folk in the Appalachias.", don't understand those Hill folk don't want this weather.

We are the Hill folk, that didn't like the Hill folk. So we went where the Hill folk don't even go, and we still think our guns are pretty neato.

14.01.2026 16:57 — 👍 0    🔁 11    💬 0    📌 0

"What are some activities you enjoy?"
Me:

14.01.2026 15:23 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Lol yea, idk, but watching them do not much .. whew.

13.01.2026 15:26 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
ICE slipping on ice

ICE slipping on ice

🙂

12.01.2026 08:37 — 👍 23742    🔁 4373    💬 137    📌 946
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Peek-a-boo!! I made the paper over in Ames Iowa!!

11.01.2026 20:53 — 👍 32    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0

The only part of my state I love.

11.01.2026 21:35 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The liberal parts of my state go REALLY hard sometimes. The craziest part is that it'll come from a white lady looking like this. Fuck em up girlies.

11.01.2026 21:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Background checks don't happen until after people start work, one official said, as HR rubber-stamps applicants in days. Training was slashed from 16 weeks to six, with sit-ups eliminated because recruits couldn't handle them.

Background checks don't happen until after people start work, one official said, as HR rubber-stamps applicants in days. Training was slashed from 16 weeks to six, with sit-ups eliminated because recruits couldn't handle them.

ICE recruitment is going well.

11.01.2026 02:12 — 👍 8615    🔁 2139    💬 260    📌 451

I will keep saying it. One day. EVERYONE. Will have been against this.

10.01.2026 05:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This is actually a flex

09.01.2026 03:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There used to be a corner store up in Minnesota back in 2011 that would sell them. Take out the tobacco they gave you fill it in with a little of the "wacky tabacky".

Magic.

04.01.2026 19:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Love those damn things

04.01.2026 19:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Being in my 30's and arthritic with osteoporosis, my partner is all about getting me posture collars and we both kinda wanna find a rigger around. But we're both broke and autistic. 😭 But it would help me immensely to find this level of peace.

04.01.2026 19:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You know what. That's a great point. 😭

04.01.2026 19:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Those are "he's getting railed tonight" eyes. She's so fucking smitten with him. It's so cute.

04.01.2026 19:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Zohran Mamdani and Rama Duwaji sitting at the inauguration. He's smiling. She's gazing towards the camera with her head tilted and a look of quiet regard? judgement? amusement? on her face.

Zohran Mamdani and Rama Duwaji sitting at the inauguration. He's smiling. She's gazing towards the camera with her head tilted and a look of quiet regard? judgement? amusement? on her face.

Another shot of Rama Duwaji and her date.

02.01.2026 02:17 — 👍 2851    🔁 239    💬 14    📌 239
02.01.2026 13:11 — 👍 5686    🔁 1155    💬 36    📌 31

I could get through this in a Malibu....

02.01.2026 21:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Lasty and Jester eepy

Lasty and Jester eepy

Jester straight EEPIN

Jester straight EEPIN

Damn. Bro is TIRED. Zonked.

02.01.2026 21:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'd fuck with this so hard. I just need a reason to pull the trigger one day.

20.12.2025 16:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why is it that dramas turned into kinks? Why am I so happy that the dawn of the nun in sex work is once again a thing?

Couldn't tell yea.

20.12.2025 14:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oooooohohoho YES. These are actually pretty coveted over here. The Suzuki Swift is another one that will spin heads.

14.12.2025 15:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

A fuckin legend

14.12.2025 15:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We lost the Escort too fast. The Focus too fast. The Saturn Sky/Opel Speedster too fast. The Cortina too fast. 😮‍💨 All such beautiful vehicles. No one wanted.

14.12.2025 15:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The thing killing me about this is that he's out in the open. He was able to get there with a gun in the open. Here in the US we have less strict gun laws and our active shooters make a better attempt to cover. Who let him walk out like that??

14.12.2025 14:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Ahmed al Ahmed, 43, has been identified as the man who disarmed one of the Sydney attackers.

Ahmed was shot by the second shooter, who was firing from a bridge. He suffered 2 gunshot wounds and is undergoing surgery.

14.12.2025 13:01 — 👍 5253    🔁 1427    💬 134    📌 175