Erin Siobhan

I guarantee your shitty neighbors would be calling the cops on homeless people if they didn't have dogs. The dog part is entirely irrelevant here.

That doesn't make dog ownership
immoral in itself though. This is a weird argument.

I don't think the fact that your neighbors apparently suck makes dogs immoral.

Sal Con Gusano package

Me: why do I feel so sick to my stomach?
Also me: chasing mezcal with worms

Ok, so apparently this wins a Super Bowl!

Eagles poncho at a market stall in Mexico City. Go birds.

There are signs and wonders everywhere

Ok now I have to go to a parade and somehow not die

Lando Norris. Mountains.

Fast

Oh great, they were in the wrong seats and now they're right next to us

Ok, well THIS is going to be a problem...

I'm having the best time!

That's right.

Let's goooooo

Inflatable skeleton sits at a table at a bar

Tfw you find the perfect ranchera karaoke bar and you never, EVER want to leave.

Also keep referring to our efforts to get on and off crowded subway cars as a Tush Push

Go birds

It's a cultural exchange.

Yep, that's me and my friends loudly shouting GO BRIDS! and doing EAGLES chants on the streets of a foreign country in response to seeing a random Mexican man in a Hurts jersey who had nooooo idea what was happening.

Formula 1 cars

This trip also includes cars.

Hundreds of potted marigold plants in front of a cathedral

Marigolds covering the ground in a plaza

They're filling El Zócalo with truckloads and truckloads of marigolds for everyone's ofrendas and it is so surreal and so so beautiful.

About to do a thing...👀

That's not what I asked. I never said his defenders just liked the tattoo. Apparently dishonesty is a common theme here. Good luck with your dying candidacy though!

I have no words. Apparently anything is ok.

And Blackwater? Lol.

Sincere if problematic. Incredible.

Ok fine. I am mocking someone who volunteered to go to Iraq after we all knew what the war was about and then signed up with Blackwater to keep going back for money. I think it's bizarre that you think that's a virtue.

I did none of those things.

In Iraq?!?! Looool.

I guess we differ on whether joining the military and going to college are some sort of amazing virtues that outweigh serious character flaws. He didn't start a business, he bought it. And I am skeptical of the seriousness of LGBT support from someone who routinely uses the f-slur. But sure!

This is not on the list, Emmy!