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American pig from a downed US fighter jet in Kuwait surrenders to a local who, it would seem, is ready to strike him with a pipe.

Putting this here for anyone who hasn't yet seen it. :)

If you say “the Red Army defeated Hitler” every American within a 10 mile radius has their J Edgar Hoover chip activate and they immediately come to bust down your door and eat you alive

... And please put the trumpet away as well. :)

Well wishes from me to you!

:)

Searching for “men’s soap” is so funny, there’s a brand with “bourbon” and “gun smoke” options. No man I do not want to smell like I just shot up a Walmart because my wife left, who is this for

Say what you will about Charlie Kirk but at least he's not cheering on the attack on Iran. Gotta respect his ability to be silent in a time like this.

Fiona Dolman playing Sarah Barnaby in Midsomer Murders. With a parrot.

For those of you who enjoy #MidsomerMurders and need something to cheer you up. We start the new series (26) on Monday..

Each one of those three missiles costs 33% more than the annual budget of the national park where I work.

The greatest cat in the world and twat

The greatest cat in the world and twat smiling.

The greatest cat in the world and twat open mouthed.

The greatest cat in the world and twat being sad.

The Fury and I.
A triptych in four photos.

As I like to say, it was mainstream Hollywood acceptable to make "Confederate veteran" the cutesy backstory for a heroic character with zero examination of the implications. As late as 2010.

2010.

Yeah, discuss.

The original name for the Constitution.

As a veteran, you can kiss my ass with that shit. I’m sick of it. This kind of propaganda has been getting people killed my entire life. And the thing I hate about myself the most is that I bought it at one point.

Civilian lives, especially children, matter more than any soldiers “sacrifice”.

Secretary bird writing love in clouds.

#watercolours #watercolour #watercolor #art #artists #painting #nature #birds #animals #illustration #storry #narrative #storytelling

God bless American political knowledge. :)

The US killing one and hundred fifty school children in a single attack on Iran has apparently been universally decided to be a non story by the Western press. Not front page news, not in the highlights, instantly memory holed. Profession and institutions worse than worthless.

Word.

www.moonofalabama.org/2026/03/rip-...

The greatest cat in the world and aging twat.

I have been interrupted.

Three panels showing a bench on a small hill in London on a grey drizzly day. A man in a fedora carrying a suitcase arrives, then he is joined by a woman carrying an umbrella and a man in dark glasses reading a newspaper. They all look shifty and hurriedly converse: "Good." "Very." "Agreed." Then they all walk off down the hill. Caption: Every month, the Espionage Book Club discuss a classic work of spy fiction at a clandestine meeting. To minimise the risk of exposure, infiltration or surveillance by hostile agents, conversation is restricted to the essentials.

My cartoon for this week’s @theguardian.com books.

:)

Secretary bird writing letter for lemur

#watercolours #watercolour #watercolor #art #painting #birds #animals #artists #nature #story #narrative #illustration #storytelling

This would be the only non-boring podcast:

And, because I know how much you like winter weather, thank the U.S. National Weather Service who have lately informed me that winter weather in the southern U.S. will be relocated to northern latitudes at least for the first week or so of March. :)

You misspelled "CIA stations". There. Fixed it for you.

You're welcome! :)

it's january 2029, gavin newsome's inauguration speech is all about not looking backwards and moving forward bipartisanly.

it's may 2030 and pres. newsome gives the eulogy at trump's funeral.

it's November 2032 and newsome loses reelection to stephen miller because he normalized the status quo

#kuwait #iran

I'm no legal expert, but if you kill someone who is basically the equivalent of the pope, who had issued a holy decree that their country can't have nuclear weapons, aren't you doing the very opposite of stopping their country from getting nuclear weapons?

I understand that many U.S. military, 'diplomatic' and corporate staffers rent apartments in the buildings attacked.

Landlords too lazy to vet undesirable renters and the place gets torn up. Who could have seen it coming?

Person in the march holding up a sign reading "IT'S A GOOD THING CONGRESS ISN'T ALIVE TO SEE THIS." Big crowd stretching behind them.