American pig from a downed US fighter jet in Kuwait surrenders to a local who, it would seem, is ready to strike him with a pipe.
Putting this here for anyone who hasn't yet seen it. :)
02.03.2026 14:45 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0@aristophon.bsky.social
Socialist, here for the cats, working towards "fully automated, luxury gay space communism." "Who invented the human heart, I wonder? Tell me -- then show me the place where he was hanged!" -- The Alexandria Quartet, by Lawrence Durrell
American pig from a downed US fighter jet in Kuwait surrenders to a local who, it would seem, is ready to strike him with a pipe.
Putting this here for anyone who hasn't yet seen it. :)
02.03.2026 14:45 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0If you say βthe Red Army defeated Hitlerβ every American within a 10 mile radius has their J Edgar Hoover chip activate and they immediately come to bust down your door and eat you alive
18.09.2025 23:07 β π 1716 π 256 π¬ 46 π 13... And please put the trumpet away as well. :)
02.03.2026 14:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Well wishes from me to you!
02.03.2026 14:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0:)
02.03.2026 13:58 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Searching for βmenβs soapβ is so funny, thereβs a brand with βbourbonβ and βgun smokeβ options. No man I do not want to smell like I just shot up a Walmart because my wife left, who is this for
01.03.2026 22:50 β π 445 π 54 π¬ 25 π 0Say what you will about Charlie Kirk but at least he's not cheering on the attack on Iran. Gotta respect his ability to be silent in a time like this.
01.03.2026 16:22 β π 305 π 61 π¬ 2 π 1Fiona Dolman playing Sarah Barnaby in Midsomer Murders. With a parrot.
For those of you who enjoy #MidsomerMurders and need something to cheer you up. We start the new series (26) on Monday..
28.02.2026 09:05 β π 74 π 11 π¬ 13 π 3Each one of those three missiles costs 33% more than the annual budget of the national park where I work.
28.02.2026 21:19 β π 5603 π 1790 π¬ 57 π 27The greatest cat in the world and twat
The greatest cat in the world and twat smiling.
The greatest cat in the world and twat open mouthed.
The greatest cat in the world and twat being sad.
The Fury and I.
A triptych in four photos.
As I like to say, it was mainstream Hollywood acceptable to make "Confederate veteran" the cutesy backstory for a heroic character with zero examination of the implications. As late as 2010.
2010.
Yeah, discuss.
The original name for the Constitution.
01.03.2026 14:54 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
As a veteran, you can kiss my ass with that shit. Iβm sick of it. This kind of propaganda has been getting people killed my entire life. And the thing I hate about myself the most is that I bought it at one point.
Civilian lives, especially children, matter more than any soldiers βsacrificeβ.
Secretary bird writing love in clouds.
#watercolours #watercolour #watercolor #art #artists #painting #nature #birds #animals #illustration #storry #narrative #storytelling
01.03.2026 12:48 β π 23 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0God bless American political knowledge. :)
01.03.2026 12:46 β π 16 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0The US killing one and hundred fifty school children in a single attack on Iran has apparently been universally decided to be a non story by the Western press. Not front page news, not in the highlights, instantly memory holed. Profession and institutions worse than worthless.
01.03.2026 11:19 β π 612 π 268 π¬ 15 π 13Word.
01.03.2026 12:12 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0The greatest cat in the world and aging twat.
I have been interrupted.
01.03.2026 12:02 β π 231 π 6 π¬ 9 π 0Three panels showing a bench on a small hill in London on a grey drizzly day. A man in a fedora carrying a suitcase arrives, then he is joined by a woman carrying an umbrella and a man in dark glasses reading a newspaper. They all look shifty and hurriedly converse: "Good." "Very." "Agreed." Then they all walk off down the hill. Caption: Every month, the Espionage Book Club discuss a classic work of spy fiction at a clandestine meeting. To minimise the risk of exposure, infiltration or surveillance by hostile agents, conversation is restricted to the essentials.
My cartoon for this weekβs @theguardian.com books.
01.03.2026 11:50 β π 1081 π 299 π¬ 5 π 12:)
01.03.2026 11:56 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Secretary bird writing letter for lemur
#watercolours #watercolour #watercolor #art #painting #birds #animals #artists #nature #story #narrative #illustration #storytelling
01.03.2026 11:37 β π 222 π 28 π¬ 3 π 1This would be the only non-boring podcast:
01.03.2026 11:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0And, because I know how much you like winter weather, thank the U.S. National Weather Service who have lately informed me that winter weather in the southern U.S. will be relocated to northern latitudes at least for the first week or so of March. :)
01.03.2026 11:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
You misspelled "CIA stations". There. Fixed it for you.
You're welcome! :)
it's january 2029, gavin newsome's inauguration speech is all about not looking backwards and moving forward bipartisanly.
it's may 2030 and pres. newsome gives the eulogy at trump's funeral.
it's November 2032 and newsome loses reelection to stephen miller because he normalized the status quo
#kuwait #iran
01.03.2026 08:22 β π 33 π 21 π¬ 2 π 1I'm no legal expert, but if you kill someone who is basically the equivalent of the pope, who had issued a holy decree that their country can't have nuclear weapons, aren't you doing the very opposite of stopping their country from getting nuclear weapons?
01.03.2026 10:00 β π 87 π 25 π¬ 2 π 3
I understand that many U.S. military, 'diplomatic' and corporate staffers rent apartments in the buildings attacked.
Landlords too lazy to vet undesirable renters and the place gets torn up. Who could have seen it coming?
Person in the march holding up a sign reading "IT'S A GOOD THING CONGRESS ISN'T ALIVE TO SEE THIS." Big crowd stretching behind them.
12.01.2026 01:37 β π 557 π 128 π¬ 3 π 2