100% Organic, Free Range Kestnuts (He/Him)

Agreed! If I wanted to only micro units, I'd play a MOBA.

Of course he was too much of a coward to say it to her face... Sorry you had to deal with that 😔

I'm amazed your mother didn't kick him in the jimmies for that!

Same. I avoid interacting with republicans IRL as much as I can. Time to start enforcing consequences for their antisocial behavior.

Storm the Cat, black and white medium hair, perching on my towel storage tower

Storm the Cat, trying to wrestle her way out of a low sodium V8 package she stuck her head in

Can anyone help me with Storm’s expenses this week? She’s in poor health and going to a Specialist to be put under anesthesia on Wednesday but it’s gonna cost about $2,700. I need to figure out what’s wrong with her I just don’t make a lot. I only have Venmo— @wendy_lynne — even a re-skeet helps! ❤️

Something I just don't understand:

75% of being "good" at any job is just showing up on time and being reasonably pleasant to work with. So why do so many people fail at these two basic things?

Bad kitty!

Autism support group revealed to be front for underground D&D ring A support group for autistic people has revealed itself to be nothing more than a front for a sickening underground Dungeons and Dragons ring, it has been reported. A local chapter of the ‘Little Budd...

“A support group for autistic people has revealed itself to be nothing more than a front for a sickening underground Dungeons and Dragons ring, it has been reported.”

Satire from @thedailytism.com:

thedailytism.com/autism-suppo...

starting to think we should give "strange women lying in ponds distributing swords" a chance as a basis for our system of government

Picture of a grey tabby cat snuggling me on my couch.

I'm finally home after spending the last two weeks house/pet sitting for various and sundry friends and family. I think someone missed me 😁

An excellent choice!!

Whats the drink of choice this evening?

Today is the day we honor those who died overseas stopping the same thing many of you are ignoring here at home--fascism.

Wild that Cyber Trucks are trash, SpaceX rockets are exploding all over, and X is a broken shit heap. Wonder if there’s anything in common.

if you find yourself reluctant to support the guy at Columbia because you find some of the politics he espoused distasteful or even abhorrent, you should know that this is exactly the reaction that they hoped for in choosing him as a target for unlawful detention based on political speech.

The original Shiba Inu doge meme

going back in time to tell myself this image is going to end the human race

My favorite part of having dogs is when they're laying on the floor and when you go to step over them they suddenly jump up as you're mid-stride and tag you in the nuts.
Wonderful, 10/10 experience. Highly recommend it.

A picture of me rubbing a black cat's belly.

A picture of a black cat reaching out to the camera with her paw

My gf's cat let me pet the belly last night!

If you are a federal employee, it is advised to set your social media accounts to private to prevent outside viewership, as reports suggest that loyalty screenings have begun.

We needed a bulldog for Attorney General and Biden gave us a labradoodle. Probably his biggest blunder.

Apparently bears worth repeating infinity times that toxic masculinity is also toxic for dudes.

Even getting 10 to show up twice a week was basically cock and ball torture! I did it for three years before I burned out.

I made the mistake of doing well on the ASVAB test (don't ask me why I took it, I don't remember) and I was 30 before the recruiters stopped calling. You'd think they'd pass on a fat dude with asthma and autism, but they were PERSISTENT.

I will!

I dunno, I thought War of the Rohirrim looked good. I'm probably gonna see it this weekend.

IIRC the fuel tanks leaked on the ground because of that? They only sealed completely once the airframe warmed up and expanded.

I'm playing Morrowind for the first time in probably 15 years. Good lord, even with mods to smooth out the rough edges, I'd forgotten how janky it is compared to more modern titles.

Still enjoying it immensely, though.

That's good to hear! My nephews and niece have all seen it, but maybe I'll drag one of them to see it again! 😁

If they made a drug that mimicked this mutation is be addicted to it in a heartbeat. I've always been frustrated by how much time I need to spend sleeping instead of doing things.