radagast stapleton

I bet the first time Martin Van Buren heard “Tippecanoe and Tyler Too”, he knew he was absolutely turbo-fucked

there should be a button where if enough of your mutuals press it you have to stop posting and go to bed

YouTube video by There I Ruined It I made a song entirely from 50 country artists singing "cold beer"

this is a bop

jason mantzoukas is soooooooo fine

🎶The kind you don't take home to mother🎶

watching mark watson get covered in yogurt again

uh oh!

okay so it turns out the tickets are entirely sold out. I underestimated the american public’s love of anxious 40-year-old comedians who look like victorian orphans with consumption

I’m stupid and forgot ads on Spotify are up to date with the present, which means I just realized James acaster is gonna be in the us next year. eaaaaauuuuhhh

😇

a slice of blue pie with whipped cream and thinly sliced key limes on top

full blue pie with key lime and whipped topping. the surface looks a little bit like the moon but oh well

interior texture of pie

It is finished.

sweeter and mellower at the same time than Baja Blast, if this wasn't bright blue I could believe it was just a normal key lime pie. it's GOOD. the surface looks a little bit like the moon, but the texture is spot on

editing the recipe video atm

capping a week of stories about elite depravity with a story about a journalist who broke basically every possible ethical rule (and was rewarded for it) to elevate an unqualified wealthy failson who is trying to destroy american public health is, well, it's a lot, tbh

a quick study of Equestrian portrait of Louis XIV but he's on a red shrimp instead of a white horse

A quick study of Equestrian portrait of Louis XIV

I took some shrimperties 🦐

I don’t have the stats on hand, but 9 points separating the last place and the winner seems like one of the closest series of taskmaster to date

i mean i am also consumed by the brain-breaking horrors. I’m just not posting about it because everyone else is doing so much more insightfully and sharply

instead of being consumed by the brain-breaking horrors, i am right now mad that when i searched for katsu sandos near me, the top result was a ghost kitchen that closed four years ago

Amoeba Music is turning 35! 🎉

Our very first store -- Amoeba Berkeley -- opened its doors in November 1990. To celebrate Amoeba's 35th anniversary, all three stores are having #Amoeba35 parties this Saturday, November 15th!

More info: bit.ly/Amoeba35

“you don’t get it, the legacy media is only following gop marching orders because it’s what they tell us to do and we have no agency. this completely exonerates us somehow”

watched on dangerous ground. sometimes a noir can be so emotionally tender.

(reader turns over tarot card showing death)
me: yikes
reader: no it's okay it just means change
(turns over the devil)
me: oh no!
reader: no no its inverted, so freedom from restrictions
(turns over kitten card)
me: awwww
reader (white as a sheet): run. run and dont stop running

also the main character kind of sucks and is way too cavalier about seeing a child die in front of her? like her main concern after seeing shane be killed is “oh no, that might happen to ME :(“

“here’s how the virus works” “wait, then why did it work completely differently here” “uhhhhh idk its magic i guess. don’t worry about it” “ok”

“what if a computer virus was evil and killed you” is a concept. unfortunately this book is not interesting and doesn’t do much with the themes of solitude and parasociality it briefly touches on. oh well!

demoncrawl servers have now exploded so bad that the game instantly crashes on launch (unless you disconnect from the internet before launching). rip i guess

where glhm go :(

a tweet from 2020: (james bond being beaten up by a goon) GOON: bond you will maintain continuity BOND: Never GOON: the year is 2020 and you're roughly forty five, you were born around 1975 BOND: *spits out blood* i was a sea captain in world war two and i've been to space GOON: you son of a bitch

My last word on the matter

Rarely you see Estonian palaeoart, turning to a Gashapon trend.

so lazenby is implied to be a different bond from connery (“this never happened to the other fellow”), but then the opening of diamonds are forever indicates connery is the same guy as lazenby. the james bond franchise has never placed a strong value on continuity