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@shipperofheart.bsky.social

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As a non-binary who is afab, it makes me giggle so it cancels out that other person /lh

But yeah heavens above a woman makes a silly joke about herself

03.10.2025 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also doesn’t help Musk bribed people in swing states by saying β€˜hey if you vote the way I tell you to vote, you’ll be eligible for a million dollars : ) β€˜

02.10.2025 08:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow, ableist much?

01.10.2025 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Remember when Obama was president and instead of getting mad when SNL made fun of him, he guest starred on it a few times ?

19.09.2025 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Crush him in your hand

19.09.2025 07:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t tell you how many times I’ve put something in the air fryer or microwave to eat, got distracted , then later on/ the next day I come across it like β€˜oh…’

19.09.2025 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a pirate costume with the word piracy below him ALT: a man in a pirate costume with the word piracy below him
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a cartoon of bowser says that ai art is for awards ALT: a cartoon of bowser says that ai art is for awards
18.09.2025 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon wolf with orange eyes and the words pick it up behind him ALT: a cartoon wolf with orange eyes and the words pick it up behind him
18.09.2025 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We need these kinda book fairs for adults πŸ₯Ί

Even though I usually just bought the silly trinkets there like scented highlighters

17.09.2025 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah yes I love to stop at PLSR

17.09.2025 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Exactly.

17.09.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Weren’t the police even NICE to him and got him something to eat while under arrest ?

17.09.2025 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ew AI

17.09.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and black shirt is sitting in front of a screen that says comedy central ALT: a man in a suit and black shirt is sitting in front of a screen that says comedy central
14.09.2025 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If a shooter so much as BREATHES near a trans person, it’s the trans persons fault /s

14.09.2025 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think the β€˜fugitive immigrant’ was more β€˜did something pretty illegal back home and fled the country to avoid being prosecuted’

14.09.2025 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They did what now?

14.09.2025 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They’re just out here writing fanfictions

β€˜His little girl was there and ran to him scared! His wife was PREGNANT and was going to tell him that day but then saw him get shot in front of her!!’

And his family wasnt even in Utah

14.09.2025 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh I don’t believe anything he says lol

07.06.2025 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

SURELY had nothing to do with Musk promising voters a million dollars a day, then saying β€˜oh you’re only eligible if you vote how id like you to : )’

And how trump SWORE some swing states were rigged, and when he won them he was like β€˜oh never mind, I guess not : ) β€˜

07.06.2025 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey what if I made a parody of a n*zi’s comics, but called it uhhh β€˜Boulder Push’ and instead of demonizing queer people and minorities, it showed bigots being weirdos

Just a thought

01.06.2025 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Same goes for his kids Exa Dark Siderael , Techno Mechanacus, and Romulus

31.05.2025 07:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bury Your Gaysℒ️

31.05.2025 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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30.05.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I tried, there’s only soup

29.05.2025 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Who?

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01.05.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also saves time trying to cut/mince all those onions and garlic (also fresh garlic is sticky and a nightmare to cut )

01.05.2025 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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