“Come down off the cross, we can use the wood”
Just out here looking for my Burger Queen 👑
Effective corporate power plays include intermittently wearing button-up shirts so your coworkers begin asking you if you’re interviewing somewhere else
S/o to the guy buying a single Rhino pill in cash a noon
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Happy Five years of sobriety to Rush Limbaugh!
In lieu of raises this year, we’ll be having a guessing game to win a free car wash!
America’s Mayor
Emerald Fennell is the Colleen Hoover of cinema
If anyone needs me DON’T! Just out here stacking pape (office super bowl squares)
Hell yeah
Given the choice between eating birthday cupcakes with my coworkers and being publicly executed, my only question would be how quickly can I be executed.
Joe “Bubble Screen” Brady to the Bills
Hats off to all the fucking slumlords running music venues in Buffalo
Tbh themselves
Let’s go the Bills
Go Bill
Everybody needs to start saying this, loudly, and ideally with the corollary that we will not vote for anybody else under any circumstances
ICE agents are committing some of the most chilling and grotesque crimes in American history and the name of this murderer should be as enduringly reviled as those of serial killers.
So back to the Venezuela situation, does anyone know if I can Affirm my ActBlue donation?
if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
Happy New Ears
Fuck you go Bills
Not that it matters but here are some songs and records I enjoyed this year
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Daryl Palumbo walked so Anthony Green could run
