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the fuck cream is he using? xenomorph blood?

MTG Brands Trump Administration As 'Sick F—king Liars' In Blistering Tweet After Iran Attacks

The gloves are off.

Screenshot of an X post by Acyn quoting a CNN exchange. The text includes Blitzer asking about U.S. military losses if the war drags on, and Mullin responding that it is not a war and that the U.S. has not declared war on Iran. Below is a CNN split-screen showing Wolf Blitzer on the left and Senator Markwayne Mullin on the right, with a “BREAKING NEWS” banner reading: “W: TRUMP SAYS NEW IRANIAN LEADERS ‘WANT TO TALK.’”

This is absurd. If another country hit our top civilian and military leaders and wiped them out, then bombed 1,000 targets and threatened five more weeks of bombings, we'd say it was war. Get real or get out of here with this.

Frame this one

Trump sending your adult children to war so he can enjoy focusing on your underaged ones

Screenshot of an X post by Gregg Carlstrom (@glcarlstrom). The post says Trump is calling journalists to workshop different timelines and goals for his war, listing varying reported aims from the Washington Post, Axios, the New York Times, and ABC, including “freedom for the people” of Iran, ending it in “two or three days,” possibly “four to five weeks,” and mentioning “three very good choices” to take control in Iran before saying those choices were killed. The post concludes that he doesn’t sound convinced and is “throwing spaghetti at the wall,” suggesting he wants to say he solved a long-standing problem.

He has no idea what he's done or what to do now. Heavens help us all.

Republicans spent 17 months on Benghazi because 4 Americans were killed.

It’s been 3 days and Trump’s illegal Iran attack has already gotten 6 American soldiers killed. He promises more will die soon. And Republicans don’t care.

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Not good

WTAF

This is very not good. Very very not good.

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Idaho Democrats are competing everywhere in 2026.

117 candidates. All 3 federal races. All 7 statewide offices. Every one of Idaho’s 35 legislative districts.

After years of one-party control and cuts to health care, public safety, and schools, Idahoans are demanding accountability.

Points of clarification for newbies: "Amicus" in the text refers to the author. And while Akhil Reed Amar wrote the brief, his brother, Vikram Amar (also a law professor, dean of UC Davis School of Law) is the attorney presenting it to the court on his behalf.

An amicus brief filed by Yale Professor Akhil Reed Amar in the Birthright Citizenship SCOTUS case:

"The basic issues at stake go to the very
foundation of the Constitution. At root, citizenship is
the right to have rights, and the right to belong."

www.supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/25...

But do u get it?

Quote from Washington Times editorial board "[Radical liberals] don't realize that, when they express contempt for the man who holds the country's highest office, they reveal their contempt for the Americans who put him there."

Uh no...we definitely realize it.

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I hope everyone is safe and obviously all war is bad but - with that said - this has the potential to be the wildest, most fun week those three kids ever have

How Trump Decided to Go to War

Gift link. Note that the briefing by Chairman of the Joint Chiefs Dan Caine, explaining the ways it could go wrong, is presented here as established fact, despite the President's later statement to the contrary.

www.nytimes.com/2026/03/02/u...

It's standard for a little bubble of flesh to pulsate

“the white house doctor has released a statement dismissing the speculation about the president’s health and explaining that he simply contracted the rash after boarding an alien vessel filled with eggs. he’s applying a standard cream until the lifeform bursts from his chest and the rash subsides”

Screenshot of an X post by Fred Wellman reacting to a MeidasTouch post quoting Trump about three U.S. service members killed in action and saying there will likely be more before it ends. Below is a photo of Trump speaking at a podium with the presidential seal, American flags behind him, during a formal address.

“That's the way it is” says the draft dodger.

Cut to thousands of MAGA faithfuls purposely burning themselves with curling irons

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Shingles?

Nobody could have predicted that

YOU DON’T SAY