Dave Karpf

We must now start calling this what it is: Trump’s Invasion. It started with federal agents, it will soon include deploying federalized members of the Illinois National Guard against our wishes, and it will now involve sending in another state’s military troops.

This evening, President Trump is ordering 400 members of the Texas National Guard for deployments to Illinois, Oregon, and other locations within the United States. No officials from the federal government called me directly to discuss or coordinate.

abraham lincoln, jfk, mlk jr, charlie kirk (covered by link), and jesus above the words "all because of words"

miss me?

curtis yarvin seems somewhat unhappy

Choose your fighter:

(The first being New Orleans, of course.)

New York City, home of the New York Mets, is the second most quintessentially American city in the world.

this entire thing was so unnecessary

once again: hire a comms person and save your bitching about the userbase for the group chat

Look, the rule is that whichever team beats the Yankees in the playoffs is America’s Team.

I do not make the rules.

Ergo, the Toronto Bluejays are America’s Team.

Q.E.D.

Hell of a playcall.

A video essay on why dogs are better than cats.

The vice president has too much time on his hands Tweet less and govern more, James David; you are wasting our time and tax money

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk. www.joyannreid.com/p/the-vice-p...

I gotta be real it is extremely doing a number on my mental well-being that mr. cato institue here is taking a stronger stand than the majority of the democratic party. the anti-DHS coalition is uhhhh a bunch of socialists, the cato institute and the neocons as led by bill kristol???

This video is another deepfake.

President trump has perished.

Gwen, I have news. You’d best sit down for this.

Woman! Whoa, man. Whoaaaaaaa man!

What the fuck do you mean I got a longer prison sentence than Diddy

Wow a sad day

doing what I can

donald trump has died

Trump? Trump?" "He's dead. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from a guy who knows a kid who's going with the girl who saw him pass out at 31 Flavors last night and die. I think it's serious."

I do love that the people who built bluesky learned nothing about running a social network beforehand and are thus committed to making all the same social network mistakes as everyone who came before them, from first principles

Hey, this is no time for joking around. He is probably deceased.

Trump hasn't been seen for days because he's been grinding away at a massive Excel spreadsheet trying to figure out the federal budget by himself

BREAKING: donald trump has died by quicksand. it got all in his hair and everything

I can think of no downside.

He is dead again