Ben Noonan

A video arguing that women shouldn’t be able to vote was just shared by Trump’s Secretary of Defense, the guy in charge of our whole military.

And Democratic Party leaders still can’t stand up to this administration?! Our rights are on the line and all our party leaders offer us is silence.

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Holy shit

Me, desperate for the last four years for Lucho Acosta to play for the USMNT:

The Comic-Sans version of the Ten Commandments is the real crime here

Don’t get why this tournament isn’t one round longer. Only qualifying four of 18 teams is a joke. Lots of dead rubbers coming up

Silly match, silly goal (the clearest foul I’ve ever seen), silly result. Good thing none of it matters!

#arsenal

What in the world lol

I thought he was at Fenerbahce?

My neopet had to be put down because of this

@kenjennings.bsky.social my six year old, world’s biggest Jeopardy! fan, wants to know “wait, why is his hair brown? His hair is usually white!” and now he wants an explanation.

(Book is awesome, btw)

I don’t care about Leagues Cup EXCEPT for when it’s MLS teams I don’t care for getting clowned

Guys what the fuck happened

Congrats to England on the Euros.

They have to be happy with this. They’ll never win the World Cup because the USWNT exists

There is no bigger “oh, right” feeling than being reminded that Napoli won the scudetto last year

I love the idea of republicans, arms crossed, begrudgingly tolerating New York City

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Brick was low-key a top 5 jets draft pick in the last twenty years. Even someone as myopic as Infantino can see that.

The point of the club World Cup seems to be “which club can spend the most money?”

#clubworldcup

Chelsea is not a football club, it is three private equity firms in a trench coat

#clubworldcup

There’s just no way that this signing is gonna make others impossible. They’re just such different deals

lol I was mostly joking!

I don’t understand people getting upset about Madueke. It’s not your money, dude.

#Arsenal

Women’s football is definitely growing in Argentina. There’s a marked difference in the way people talk about it from, say, fifteen years ago.

They don’t like it when I ironically dunk on them and say we’ve won four world cups to their three

We play a bajillion games a year so it would behoove us to have some depth for a change.

Oh and you forgot Merino

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What? Two thirds of the teams make it out of the group and we’ll be seeded.

And we just went to the final of a continental championship and lost by one goal with our C-team. For the life of me I do not get this narrative.

Are you able to picture a scenario in which Gyokeres and Havertz play at the same time?

ViX is cheaper so I went with that lol

Yeah most arsenal fans were livid that he was allowed to go on playing and desperately wanted him gone, but whatever you say dude