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I write a lot of dumb stuff about soccer! Urbanpitch.com Subscribe at smorpassning.substack.com RBNY ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Arsenal ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ CA Independiente ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท

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Triples makes it safe

04.11.2025 20:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No Americans? Ooooookay

04.11.2025 02:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Republicans are taking away health care from 15 million Americans.

They are doubling premiums for 20 million.

Now, they are illegally withholding emergency SNAP funding that keeps millions of children from going hungry.

All so they can give $1 trillion in tax breaks to the 1%.

29.10.2025 15:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1863    ๐Ÿ” 595    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 77    ๐Ÿ“Œ 21

THIS IS MLS ERASURE

27.10.2025 19:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HEโ€™S COMING HOME #RBNY

27.10.2025 18:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sources: The Colorado Rapids and head coach Chris Armas have mutually agreed to part ways.

27.10.2025 18:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 60    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

Rest in Power, Captain ๐Ÿซก

You made watching the Jets fun

26.10.2025 21:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I donโ€™t know if youโ€™re allowed to do thatโ€ฆ

26.10.2025 14:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œI canโ€™t wait to see Arsenal smash Palace!โ€
*sees Chris Richards*
๐Ÿ˜ซ

26.10.2025 14:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You want a player with a bug nickname, for sure

26.10.2025 13:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I firmly believe that 90% of World Cup preparation is making sure your players are fit so if we wanna just keep Pulisic and Jedi on ice until June Iโ€™m alright with that #USMNT

25.10.2025 00:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But you can actually see the NYC skyline from around there

24.10.2025 19:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Living next to a college campus gives me the urge to go out and buy all these 20 year old dudes a pair of J Crew chinos

23.10.2025 15:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FUCKING SHIT GUYS

22.10.2025 23:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rory with his trademark โ€œthinly veiled contempt for Arsenal!โ€

21.10.2025 16:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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SNAPPED: A Eulogy for RBNY's Now-Dead Playoff Streak - Urban Pitch The New York Red Bulls have missed the playoffs for the first time in 15 seasons. But while that postseason streak may seem impressive at face value, the red half of New York has been toiling in medio...

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20.10.2025 19:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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La conexiรณn Marplatense doing the lordโ€™s work #dibu #buendia #AVFC

19.10.2025 15:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thatโ€™s where youโ€™re wrong

19.10.2025 15:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What a sad little dweeb you are, man

19.10.2025 13:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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17.10.2025 22:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope he got up and made a circular โ€œall ballโ€ motion with his hands

17.10.2025 20:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Aaaaaand MacAllister destroys our dreams ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ท ๐Ÿ˜ข #PuertoRico

15.10.2025 00:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HOLY SHIT PUERTO RICO FROM 70

15.10.2025 00:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Bein Sports commentator for #ArgentinaPuertoRico is simultaneously struggling and having the best night of his life

15.10.2025 00:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rory is so transparently bitter at Arsenal having won and Liverpool having lost ๐Ÿ˜‚

30.09.2025 10:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

37th in Europe! Youโ€™ll never sing that

25.09.2025 01:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maxi Moralez has a Rodri-like ability to avoid getting yellow cards for obviously bookable fouls #intermiami #nycfc

25.09.2025 00:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Rodrigo de Paul RN #InterMiami #MLS

25.09.2025 00:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A video arguing that women shouldnโ€™t be able to vote was just shared by Trumpโ€™s Secretary of Defense, the guy in charge of our whole military.

And Democratic Party leaders still canโ€™t stand up to this administration?! Our rights are on the line and all our party leaders offer us is silence.

09.08.2025 06:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22107    ๐Ÿ” 6106    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 890    ๐Ÿ“Œ 355

โ€œThe Politics of James Bondโ€ at SUNY Oswego. Loved that class, so thanks @knowlesgardner.bsky.social

08.08.2025 03:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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