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@blorphologist.bsky.social

Parent of children, watcher of movies, player of games, reader of books, crab rangoon enthusiast. he/him

55 Followers  |  105 Following  |  76 Posts  |  Joined: 05.11.2023  |  1.5305

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Post image 10.11.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What's a random little quirk or habit you picked up during the pandemic that you never stopped doing?

Mine is using my forearm to push open doors in public instead of my hands.

07.11.2025 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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OOOOH YEAH

04.09.2025 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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If you have kids, def take them to see Sketch. Fantastic horror movie for younger people, with some awesome visuals and snappy writing. It felt like a kids movie made in the 80s but with modern sensibilities.

Very highly recommended!

05.08.2025 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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In my happy place

31.07.2025 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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These are very strange. They taste like a mildly spicy version of Big Mac sauce, and I'm not sure if I hate them or love them.

13.07.2025 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just tried the new spicy mcmuffin from danks, and it's REALLY good. The sauce is like a spicy version of the big mac sauce, I like it a lot. Would love to see it appear in other options on their menu

11.07.2025 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A very merry Return of the Living Dead day to all who celebrate!

03.07.2025 12:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Finally getting a chance to see the F1 movie in IMAX, so naturally I had to bring some crab rangoon with me

30.06.2025 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A lovely tinned fish gift pack from the incomparable @skillalicious.bsky.social

30.06.2025 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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All roads lead to tinned fish

21.06.2025 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Just got this shirt, and now I need a Snorlax/Slipknot crossover in my life

20.06.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The absolute last one at our local Wal Mart. It was just sitting on the shelf, like it was waiting for me

05.06.2025 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Always a good day when I have this view. Sitting down for Bring Her Back! Woooo!!!!

30.05.2025 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Thai-style peanut crunchy thing from California Pizza Kitchen, with a grilled avocado doused in chili lime oil. Absolutely fantastic!

29.05.2025 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I could sit here for hours

17.05.2025 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Probably the weirdest Pringles flavor I've tried in a long time

12.05.2025 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

As of this morning, I'm down to a weight I haven't seen on the scale since I was 26 years old.

Slowly but steadily getting there!

03.05.2025 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was already on board with the man cinematically after Kuso, but with Ash, it cements FlyLo as "Whatever he does next, I'll see it. Don't need a trailer, don't even need to know the premise. I'll be there."

23.04.2025 13:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Finally saw Ash, from Flying Lotus. Stunning visuals, incredible soundtrack, and some great production design, especially considering the budget. VERY highly recommended if you want a violent, trippy, great sci fi mystery horror thriller sort of thing.

23.04.2025 13:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Pairing up the movies Phenomenon and Powder would make for a great (if a bit depressing) mid-90s double feature

31.03.2025 13:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I have a Terrifier 3 promo cup that I use almost every day for water. My 7 year old (obviously) has no idea what Terrifier is or who Art is, but she sees the cup when I use it. She surprised me this morning by painting a Lego minifig to look like him!

31.03.2025 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also wouldn't be surprised if there's an extended version when it hits digital.

28.03.2025 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Woman in the Yard was *fantastic*. Way more cerebral and symbolic than the target audience is probably ready for. The trailer was quite misleading.

Looking forward to seeing people dig into the imagery.

Wouldn't be surprised if this was cut down to get the PG13 rating.

28.03.2025 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Every time I'm watching a movie or a show, and a knitted or crocheted blanket appears on screen, I shout "Gramma Blanket!" like some kind Pavlovian response.

They can't be made by machines, they can *only* be made by hand. If you have one, cherish it.

26.03.2025 13:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Never thought I'd be out here defending a live action remake from Disney, *especially* a Snow White live action remake, but here we are I guess.

25.03.2025 13:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I generally don't care what the public has to say about a movie, but you can tell that the actors in it are having a good time, and the huge amount of effort that went into it is evident.

I'd wager that if people actually watched it and did so without preconceived notions, they'd be surprised.

25.03.2025 13:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It feels very weird for me to push back on this, but seeing the hate for the Snow White live action adaptation has me feeling some kind of way. Is it perfect? No, absolutely not. But it's solid! Genuinely enjoyable and entertaining, for a myriad of reasons. Certainly worth watching.

25.03.2025 13:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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A very merry Breakfast Club Day to all who celebrate

24.03.2025 12:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Recent snack pickups! Haven't tried the chips yet, but the onion baguette things are SUPER tasty

20.03.2025 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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