Tesco Meal Deal

wait wasn’t the movie a satire of the book? Wasn’t the movie pointing at the book and saying “this is fascist and stupid”?

Archaeologists Uncover Ancient ‘Big Dog’ Shirt Christ Wore To Sleep In

Archaeologists Uncover Ancient ‘Big Dog’ Shirt Christ Wore To Sleep In
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Trump Unsure What Department He Has To Cut To Make JD Vance Go Away WASHINGTON—Expressing frustration over the vice president’s continued presence in both the White House and his life, President Donald Trump was reportedly unsure Monday about what department he had to cut to make JD Vance go away. “I’ve tried the Education Department, USAID, the FBI, and still he keeps showing up,” said Trump, who lambasted the […]

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A point to consider.

royal trio but its femshuake and transmasc sumi. im aware this is insane dont say anything
#Persona5

Poll Finds Majority Of Americans Would Support Wind Turbines If They Sliced Deli Meat As Well WASHINGTON—In a major survey of public attitudes toward alternative energy as the climate crisis continues, a poll published Tuesday found that an overwhelming majority of U.S. residents would support wind turbines if they sliced deli meat as well. “Everyday Americans want to know how exactly wind power is going to serve our community, and many […]

Poll Finds Majority Of Americans Would Support Wind Turbines If They Sliced Deli Meat As Well
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Wake up

the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president

Man So Hungry He Could Eat An Orange HARTFORD, CT—Telling his skeptical friends that he was in no way being hyperbolic as he described his ravenous state, local man Will Childress reportedly swore Wednesday that he was so hungry he could eat an orange. “Man, my stomach has been growling for so long that I seriously think I could crush a whole orange […]

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Hung out with my IRL friends today. This Mac N Cheese was good but honestly wanted more cheese in it.

Also 2 of my friends got Skibidi Toilet blind bags and they screamed outside of the shop.
They are teenagers. Not 6.

[ #shuake #p5r ] held me so close that i broke in two

This is what the government did with 120K+ Japanese Americans in 1942.

I know. I was there in those camps.

Report: 32% Of Prayers Deflected Off Passing Satellites

Report: 32% Of Prayers Deflected Off Passing Satellites
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T. Rex Evolution xkcd.com/3042

A cropped image of Miku holding the surgefire SMG from Fortnite. She is visible from the waist-up and is pouting looking to the right, offscreen. She is shaded with solid black. There is large japanese text obscured behind her and a distant battle bus in the corner. The image is messily drawn.

WIP >.<

Guessing this isn’t a UK thing yet…

BREAKING: SEGA has launched SEGA Account, a profile that lets you "take part in various promotions with rewards." At the moment, only PSO2 & Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii are supported, but the site says more are "coming soon."

You can link gaming accounts to it.

Link: sega-account.com

‘SONIC 3’ releases on Digital tomorrow, one month after the film’s theatrical release.

Read our review: bit.ly/SonicDF

Players have asked #Helldivers2 boss Shams Jorjani to not cast Chris Pratt in the upcoming live-action film

He said that they're 'hoping for as many A-List actors as possible' so that they 'all get killed violently immediately'

y’all told me i was crazy when i downloaded all of tiktok and put it on blu-rays but who’s laughing now

TikTok is now banned in the DC Universe.

RIP TikTok. The ultimate example of the olds not getting it.

It is especially ironic that we're freaking out about a foreign owned social network when we're letting untrustworthy figures straight through the door over here

Hoping America stays safe for the next couple of years. Who knows what other stupid shit trump will do?

TikTok is now banned in the U.S.

If you’re just joining us, welcome! I work on the app, so AMA!

"Unlike a laptop, paper lets you cover your genitals on the subway without burning them." -Josef Londgren, Chair Expert

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What did marvel snap do???? It’s just a card game

‘MARVEL SNAP’ has been banned in the U.S. due to the TikTok ban.

Welcome, teens coming here from tiktok. I think you’ll find that through the magic of the written word I am able to craft sentences that are as vivid and compelling as any short-form video!

And that’s all she wrote.

Thank you everyone who loved my TikToks. I love you all so much.

I’ll still be making content, don’t worry! But I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t heartbroken right now.