Darth Titi🕸️us

Would 100% watch a sitcom in which Cuomo and Dershowitz end up roommates, Dershowitz is denied a pierogi every episode in exactly the same way, and Cuomo runs for successively lower-stakes office each week, only to lose again.

I started therapy today and I’m so exhausted.

If taking 11 pills a day doesn’t cure me, I don’t know what will.

Unfortunately, this is where we are headed... shameful...🥺

Dropkick Murphys

Warped Tour Long Beach

My mom is the biggest Hulk Hogan hater of us all.

She just chimed in.

WERE GONNA SEE AQUABATS IN NOVEMBER!

Gets a new haircut and feels like a whole new person. Like, who dis?

For some reason my insurance didn’t cover therapy but they cover psychiatric visits. Today my insurance told me that I now qualify for unlimited therapy and psychiatric visits due to medical necessity. I’m happy but nervous.

On the other hand are we about to get ten months of unhinged Stephen Colbert with nothing to lose?

a software ceo got caught in 4k on the jumbotron with the company’s chief people officer at a coldplay concert

Pretty fucked that the second most important liquid in the world is called “gas.”

Also, highly recommend doing stupid chores around the house alongside your partner. We spent two hours getting wax out of the carpet and honestly I had so much fun and it was a great day with him.

#booksky

I’m obsessed with the fact that sometimes Jake and I fall asleep holding hands and wake up the same way.

Healing in silence because you don’t want to be a burden to the person who hurt you is one of the worst forms of torture.

I love sending a text saying that I need reassurance and it just goes unread.
We’re literally in the middle of a conversation.

How many orders of mozzy sticks do you think sonic will sell me in one go?

Jake got me some pickles at the farmers market and they’re the most delicious things I’ve ever eaten.

Gonna buy a whole flat of white peach red bull when I get paid because I found some place that is STOCKED.

Considering a solo six flags trip on Saturday. I’ve never done that before.

Jake asked about books having trigger warnings and I was like “oh some do” and then made him listen to the tw/cw for Butcher and Blackbird 😂

Feeling very ICDIWABH.

I could really use a rage room right about now.

The way I want to”k” this man’s text.

My heart hurts.

What if when you burped frogs jumped out of your mouth?

I love all my group chats because they’re a reminder that I have a bunch of friends that I love and who love me back. 🥹

Just thinking about how my ex wouldn’t drive my car because I put pink windshield wipers on it, but Jake would probably let me have an entire pink kitchen if I wanted.

We’re going to Banana Ball on Friday!