Wait that's a bar actually
01.10.2023 06:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@darkfruitspapi.bsky.social
I love my wife (Matt Damon) (He/ him)
Wait that's a bar actually
01.10.2023 06:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Full of iced tea and regret I might have to sleep on the floor of this random restaurant
31.08.2023 17:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Introduced my gf to civ 6
It's over
Spider-man wouldn't last 2 weeks where I come from
28.08.2023 08:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Completed pikmin 3 !
19.08.2023 22:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wooow fake fan
14.08.2023 11:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Whyd i have it in my head that you hated succession
10.08.2023 12:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0That's how many I take on a bad day, they'll never catch me lacking
06.08.2023 22:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yeah I think you're right
04.08.2023 20:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh okay
04.08.2023 13:13 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Is Men in Black the perfect film?
I don't think so personally, but it's still pretty good!
Also given the era and the premise I could've sworn there was a scene where Will Smith hits on a lady and she flashes a weird alien tongue at him or whatever
Source?
04.08.2023 12:57 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0That's so suckling toddler-coded
04.08.2023 07:52 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Me with andor
04.08.2023 06:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Didn't even notice there were none lol wtf how stupid
03.08.2023 14:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Bluesky just needs dms and a Meek Mill Funny Moments gimmick account and then it'll be perfect
02.08.2023 19:00 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0That's what normal people would do if they had the time
01.08.2023 16:13 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If JFK didn't want to end up like that he shouldn't have gone to Dallas without checking in with Vanilla Ice
01.08.2023 16:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I get the same feeling seeing people post their letterboxd reviews as i do when I'm being cornered by a tipsy person at a pub
01.08.2023 07:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I love dilly-dallying and I love faffing about. This is why capitalism and I don't mix
31.07.2023 06:50 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Jesus christ that poor thing
31.07.2023 06:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0What kind of injuries are they sustaining
29.07.2023 11:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This is what I get for flouting covid guidelines!
27.07.2023 21:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Well that's the last thing I need
27.07.2023 21:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Is it still 7 years of bad luck if the mirror falls on its own accord?
27.07.2023 14:46 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Blinx is here
26.07.2023 06:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yeah I'm suddenly very sympathetic to all of Clark Kent's coworkers
25.07.2023 14:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I can't lie I will miss X
25.07.2023 13:00 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Never heard of that before but definitely looks like it was worth the money
25.07.2023 12:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Were you praising/defending someone too heavily bc if so then he got you good
25.07.2023 11:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0