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@teensith.bsky.social

bisexual woman. annoying and loves to complain check out my elden ring writing @ teensith.wordpress.com im selling out btw http://ko-fi.com/teensith cis, she/her

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there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

07.03.2026 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 10395    πŸ” 3258    πŸ’¬ 64    πŸ“Œ 81

the only good thing about my insurance is that my meds are very cheap

07.03.2026 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

theres actually no way to make friends on here without also making enemies. its all one app

07.03.2026 08:13 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

did ipl upkeep that shits hard when one of your hands is kinda fucked

07.03.2026 05:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
sunsofcarcosa
Badge image.
Feb 3

my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called "honorable knight" youll be zonked out of your gourd

me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit

5 minutes later: only in death does duty end

my buddy pacing: i am the sword and the hand that wields it

sunsofcarcosa Badge image. Feb 3 my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called "honorable knight" youll be zonked out of your gourd me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit 5 minutes later: only in death does duty end my buddy pacing: i am the sword and the hand that wields it

07.03.2026 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1940    πŸ” 440    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 16
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a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing Alt: Leonardo dicaprio points at television

me watching that cutscene

07.03.2026 05:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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10/10

07.03.2026 05:22 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my friend showed me some stuff from drakengard and they just straight up ripped at field visual/audio cues from eva lol

07.03.2026 05:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah hes got the juice

07.03.2026 05:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

not beating the "talks funny" allegations

07.03.2026 05:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this is how I know im a writer i said out loud "the vending machine rejected my advances" as a joke and john couldn't tell if I was making a joke

07.03.2026 05:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"ur-charm of symmetry" is a breathtaking phrase

07.03.2026 05:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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[USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST]

06.03.2026 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 5536    πŸ” 1575    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 10
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Attempted federal prosecutor Lindsey Halligan sent me a screenshot of a Trump Truth Social post which featured a screenshot of a Pam Bondi X post which said Lindsey Halligan β€œdid a great job!”

07.03.2026 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 547    πŸ” 82    πŸ’¬ 50    πŸ“Œ 12

ok that's sick

07.03.2026 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Top left panel: A blonde Roman woman says, β€œIsn’t it weird that we live longer than boys?”

Top right panel: Another Roman woman wearing a floral crown replies, β€œYeah, it’s really weird.”

Bottom left panel: A Roman general with white hair asks, β€œWhat strategy are you going to use to defeat Hannibal, Varro?”

Bottom right panel: Varro, a Roman consul with curly hair and a laurel crown, responds confidently, β€œStrategy? I have 77,000 Roman soldiers and Jupiter’s favor on my side, I don’t need a strategy,” while two helmeted Roman soldiers stand behind him.

Top left panel: A blonde Roman woman says, β€œIsn’t it weird that we live longer than boys?” Top right panel: Another Roman woman wearing a floral crown replies, β€œYeah, it’s really weird.” Bottom left panel: A Roman general with white hair asks, β€œWhat strategy are you going to use to defeat Hannibal, Varro?” Bottom right panel: Varro, a Roman consul with curly hair and a laurel crown, responds confidently, β€œStrategy? I have 77,000 Roman soldiers and Jupiter’s favor on my side, I don’t need a strategy,” while two helmeted Roman soldiers stand behind him.

what it feels like on contemporary conservative MilTwitter with its obsession on lethality:

21.09.2025 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 396    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 6
sqwincher zero

sqwincher zero

actual meme product name

06.03.2026 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

how much louder can this dude be a fucking rapist

06.03.2026 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 79    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

Exhibit A: dashwallkick is testing boundaries about expressing his interest in teenage sexuality

06.03.2026 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 152    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0
06.03.2026 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
brianmcginnisnc
Brian McGinnis' wife has
NOT been allowed to see him in the hospital.
He is currently awaiting surgery for severe injuries.
Legal counsel has also been denied access.
A Marine veteran.
A firefighter.
A father of four.
And his family still cannot see him.

brianmcginnisnc Brian McGinnis' wife has NOT been allowed to see him in the hospital. He is currently awaiting surgery for severe injuries. Legal counsel has also been denied access. A Marine veteran. A firefighter. A father of four. And his family still cannot see him.

so apparently Brian McGinnis has been denied access to both his family and legal representation since a sitting senator broke his arm

06.03.2026 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1924    πŸ” 856    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 56

almost fell into the toilet bc they dont put the seats down after they clean tge women's restroom im so fucking cooked

06.03.2026 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

our favorite transmisogynist is defending CSAM on the CSAM website now πŸ‘

06.03.2026 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 149    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 8

uh

06.03.2026 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

killing you with the gay neversoft sword

06.03.2026 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a red jacket is making a funny face while standing in front of a garage door . Alt: white boy about to throw down

me to me

06.03.2026 06:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love when a scene im writing is stuck on a moment and instead of being helpful my brain goes into feral reader mode and starts threatening to kill the author

06.03.2026 06:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

stunning, positively radiant

05.03.2026 09:37 β€” πŸ‘ 169    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

almost fell into the toilet bc they dont put the seats down after they clean tge women's restroom im so fucking cooked

06.03.2026 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

red meat has a cancer risk higher than hrt should that be gatekept too

06.03.2026 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0