val's haunted

an expert in the field

just remembered the harry potter rational fic was Real

pros of working out that im probably having stress/friction reactions: at least it's not a product im using or id kermit

cons: I am very bad at managing stress

manufacturing consent for austerity hasn't worked yet but they keep trying

dawg lol

Turing Police @turing_police If you notice my posts are lame and unfunny and not happening as often, it means im doing pretty well. If you see that im tweeting a lot and theyre mostly actually funny it means that im laying down in the freeway

Found one!

Barrett turns to Fox News, rather than the docket, to explain her silence in key rulings Justice Barrett wrote nothing in the racial profiling shadow docket ruling, but had something to say on Fox News Sunday. And, for paid subscribers: Closing my tabs.

some words

this is every type of person i've bought weed from

brain worms having a rave in there

storytelling is a learned skill and it takes effort/practice

passion/emotion doesn't make you good at storytelling

Christine Flowers on X: deleted a post I made in response to an obscene and bigoted attack on Italians, calling us rapists. I won’t stoop to their level. I will simply say that I will put Italian culture over illiterates any day.

Follow up

oh my god

polyamory is where ur unemployed and the more unemployed you are the more polyamorous it is

always good when you mention something to clinical staff and get "oh my fucking god"

You can just share my video from me instead of sharing a screen recording of my video from a content farm account that isn’t on the scene btw.

Screenshot from Columbo. He his talking to his dog, which is sitting is the drivers seat of a car. “Okay, I’m gonna put you in charge. You take care of the car. You’re a responsible dog. When I get back, if the car’s okay, I’ll give you another cookie.”

“If the car’s gone,”

“I’ll give you another cookie anyway”

“because I love you.”

Happy Columbo’s Day

Gotta post my fav version

me: finally, a weekend of chilling and working on a little project :)
my brain: what if I had a migraine instead

im literally so bad at using my right hand outside of specific tasks I learned at a young age oh no

dems have a number of mechanisms available to them for fighting the Republicans and simply have not been doing them, and someone in a bad contract with a shitty plumber also has a number of ways to break the contract without legal fallout, hope this helps with the next time you torture a metaphor

enjoyed something normally and don't have any major issues to mald about

Certified Normie Moment

Holy shit someone uploaded the entire stage play adaptation of the Yakuza videogame series with English subtitles and it’s glorious and 500x better than the Amazon show youtu.be/Z2Msr4si6dU?...

If you can't come out right now, please don't hate yourself.
One day, the meaning of labels will disappear.

Please love yourself as you are.
The one who can cherish yourself the most is yourself.
Because that is your strength and beauty.
Chiitan loves you

thank u

Okay but what if she wield a sword? Will she bonk with it? 😌
#NIGHTREIGN

Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis