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(not) Asa

@asabfake.bsky.social

I may be a lot of things but being a cat dad is my main job. Cuffed by Billie <3 I am simply a PARODY account of Asa. Not the real deal. 21+ MDNI

34 Followers  |  31 Following  |  13 Posts  |  Joined: 09.11.2024  |  1.8157

Latest posts by asabfake.bsky.social on Bluesky

Happy birthday to my favorite person in the entire world. I adore you to pieces, my love. <3 @eilishonvinyl.bsky.social

18.12.2024 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

My nieces and nephew are proper cute and I love them to bits. <3

22.11.2024 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Would you like for me to remind you? We could eat our meals together?

19.11.2024 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You shouldn't skip breakfast, love. It's important to eat every meal especially when you have to perform nearly every night. You need the energy.

19.11.2024 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sure they miss you as well. I know that if I was away from you, I'd miss you terribly.

18.11.2024 03:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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my little orange 🍊

07.11.2024 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 10753    πŸ” 683    πŸ’¬ 84    πŸ“Œ 20
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how mornings feel like when using bluesky

17.11.2024 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1905    πŸ” 224    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 7
Screenshot of a social post by '@weirdlilguys' that says:Β 'neighborhood watch' Attached is a photo of a cat looking through broken blinds in a window. Overlay text says, 'My cat messed up a single part of my window shades.. never realized why until just now'

Screenshot of a social post by '@weirdlilguys' that says:Β 'neighborhood watch' Attached is a photo of a cat looking through broken blinds in a window. Overlay text says, 'My cat messed up a single part of my window shades.. never realized why until just now'

The purr-fect view!

31.10.2024 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 700    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1
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pebble plays to win

16.11.2024 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 847    πŸ” 88    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2
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I would watch ten hours of this

30.10.2024 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 801    πŸ” 189    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 9
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I'm well chuffed to be able to be with my girlfriend on her tour but I'm missing my babies terribly. Here are some old photos of them that brought a smile to my face when I found them just now.

18.11.2024 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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an orange cat and a long haired tabby sit on opposite ends of the back of a couch with both of their paws reaching out and touching. the tumblr caption says β€œLOOK AT THEM HOLD PAWS”

an orange cat and a long haired tabby sit on opposite ends of the back of a couch with both of their paws reaching out and touching. the tumblr caption says β€œLOOK AT THEM HOLD PAWS”

I’m unwell

15.11.2024 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 792    πŸ” 79    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 7
a tweet where someone said β€œtherapist accidentally sent me her cat.” a screenshot of a text shows a big picture of a sleeping gray and white cat. the texts below it say β€œsounds good thursday 11/21 12 pm telehealth confirmed” then β€œum not sure how my cat got in there

a tweet where someone said β€œtherapist accidentally sent me her cat.” a screenshot of a text shows a big picture of a sleeping gray and white cat. the texts below it say β€œsounds good thursday 11/21 12 pm telehealth confirmed” then β€œum not sure how my cat got in there

this would cure me

15.11.2024 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 900    πŸ” 88    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 5
a gray cat sits on a cat tree staring off into the distance. the back of his head is all wet and spiky. two tumblr comments are superimposed over the picture. the first says β€œour dog likes licking his head and he just wanna be leave alone and digest what happened.” the second says β€œjust fuck my shit up”

a gray cat sits on a cat tree staring off into the distance. the back of his head is all wet and spiky. two tumblr comments are superimposed over the picture. the first says β€œour dog likes licking his head and he just wanna be leave alone and digest what happened.” the second says β€œjust fuck my shit up”

the things he’s seen

15.11.2024 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 739    πŸ” 73    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2
A cat is in a cage. The sign says β€œit has been 0 day(s) since I smacked someone for no reason.

A cat is in a cage. The sign says β€œit has been 0 day(s) since I smacked someone for no reason.

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her dress 😭

14.11.2024 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1559    πŸ” 124    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 11
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tech support

14.11.2024 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1404    πŸ” 177    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 13
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everything is shared..

15.11.2024 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1086    πŸ” 95    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 9
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car parking

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a beautiful black cat with a little tongue blep

a beautiful black cat with a little tongue blep

ITS MLEMSDAY MY DUDES!!! πŸ‘…πŸ‘…

everybody share their mlems + bleps πŸ‘‡

13.11.2024 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 546    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 4

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