Andrea Gutierrez

you gotta be fucking kidding me

House of Pies! The pies are great (peanut butter cream 🙌🏽), the food is mid. I think they’re open 24 hours again? They’d reduced hours early in pandemic. Also, not at all a coffee joint, but def late night: BCD in K-Town.

i know the situation in kansas right now is dangerous and terrifying. that said, i'm hoping to speak to someone who's had their license invalidated. i will do absolutely everything to protect your anonymity and maintain your safety.

i can be reached securely via signal at marisakabas.04

The way I’ve been saying “khokay! so!” and “but I am le tired” for literally 20+ years

Wow they really did it shop.metro.net/products/rid...

The most exciting transit development in LA since the regional connector!!

I stood in line at the post office on Nov 30, the day UC apps were due 😬

My US history teacher instilled the fear of the late postmark in us by suggesting we get a certificate of mailing for our college applications as proof we got them in on time. Ended up in line at the post office with classmates. The one and only time I got cert of mailing! Obvs not viable for voting

My fam speaks in movie/TV quotes, which are usually the kind that can be used in specific situations. All of these have their time and place. “Go to bread” probably gets the most use in my text messages.

A small sampling:
- “Go to bread!”
- “Boo-urns!”
- “That’s not America, that’s not even Mexico!”
- “Aurora Borealis! At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?!” “Yes.” “May I see it?” “No.”
- “Hello everybody!” “Hello Dr Nick.”

It’s fucking maddening

“We did it, Joe” gets a lot of mileage from me

Prince Andrew's Arrest Across the pond in Britain, justice and accountability is a serious matter

Never in a million years did I ever fathom when I resurrected the Epstein story in 2018 that it would lead to first arrest of a British Royal in four centuries. Not since King Charles I was arrested in 1647.
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Congrats to BART rider and Oakland legend Alysa Liu on winning a gold medal at the Olympics and making the Bay Area proud!

Queen shit

Not only is she from Oakland, but she’s also a BRUIN 🩵 💛 #8clap

That’s what I heard

ALYSA LIU!! LFG!

It’s been 4 solid hours of sports-induced stress today

Alysa! Oakland!

🔥

Did I clear my schedule today so I could watch all the women’s sports? Fuck yeah I did

What a game, y’all

You mean hockey REMOVES players for overtime?? Damn, I kinda wanna see soccer do that, for funsies

Thank god for the Olympics multiview, I can watch the women’s hockey gold medal game AND the women’s free skate

The answer to this question is worthy of a Great British Bake Off–style technical challenge where they give you ingredients and a recipe comprised of a single line: Bake cookies. Cookies that stay soft is all about the chemistry between flour, butter, eggs, and sugar (often brown sugar).

Green flags across the board 💙💛

There’s no end to this fuckery

I was just telling a friend that I remember when $15 was an outrageous price for a cocktail

I’m not saying that kids should be fighting in school, but I’ll never get mad at them for punching a Nazi