Seishe

what the chile

It's about that time to smoke weed again

Assassin's what? 😫

I feel so maternal for the Moogles from Final Fantasy Tactics Advance

To be honest, if I was burning alive I'd be so nonchalant about it

Took this beautiful photo of my #dog Sunny on my iphone 14+
I love that I got this phone for free

The new steam controller looks like a brick I'd cook my chicken with

If you're seeing this start doing crack

#finalfantasytactics #fft The magicians in Orbonne Monastery Final Battle Sequence Part 2 watching Rophel open a gigantic portal that banishes them to Murond the Death City just because he lost one fight:

Put all my hair on one side of my head
Feeling fiercely artistic somehow

#cooked salmon for the first time today
It came out perfect with the crispy skin, asparagus was greasy, but hey. This isn't #Masterchef lol

I love carcoochie boards 😍😍😍

Why

Never met a woman who looks like Kim Davis that was also a pleasure to be around

Who imposed tariffs?
Who cut immigration, destroying the ag workforce?
Who undermined the Fed?
Who halted renewable energy?
Who's running deficits?

I think if I was on a competition show and something went really bad for me I'd have to shit myself out of anguish

Arbitrary code execution makes me feel so powerful
Wish I knew what code I was executing though

Woke up to this baby muffin

Lot of old people dying lately
Can't say it's been anyone I know though

If I ever got a Make-A-Wish I'd use it to have sex with Gordon Ramsey

Enjoying olives for the first time ever

They should do a Masterchef but the judges kiss each other whenever the food tastes good

Husband #threwup in my hair
Gonna smoke all his weed as revenge

I always have to root for the women in competitions

Feeling cool I scavenged the hardware I need for my cape

Found it on some kind of leg brace someone dropped outside
Guess their leg fell off

Used to put all my random thoughts into my tiktok
Then a diary
Now it can be bluesky

Spending this cold day indoors with my loved ones

Immigration agents have new technology to identify and track people The Department of Homeland Security is adopting powerful new tools to monitor noncitizens. Privacy advocates are worried they erode privacy rights for immigrants and Americans alike.

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SNAP benefits are under attack during this government shutdown and food banks are picking up the slack.

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She clings to me like a hungry orphan
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