Adam Heff

One of my most deeply held beliefs is that if you're the kind of person whose day can be ruined by a sports team: you are not a serious person.

YouTube video by Clasher Sports Dave Portnoy Demands NFL Investigate Pete Carroll & Raiders For Rigging

Everything else aside, the idea that this is a model for many men of *masculinity* is so wild. This? This is "manly"? This is how people think it's cool to act?

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Rest in piss Helmut Marko
(I know he's not dead)

That Vince McMahon meme where he gets more and more insanely excited but it's
Hearing about @mattielubchansky.com's enterprise themed podcast and then maxed out on THERE'S AN EPISODE ABOUT THE NON CANONICAL WEST WING 9/11 EPISODE

I'm at a bowling alley for my work Christmas party and so broadcast television is on and, look, it's not a new commentary, but it's wild how much every TV show on network right now seems like a pretend show invented as a 30 Rock bit.

I feel like too many people are forgetting that we're not learning now, for the first time, that Quentin Tarantino is a giant asshole.

At least the protagonist of this one isn't going to go down for improperly utilizing his position and influence to instigate an inappropriate relationship with a woman.
*Jon Stewart touching earpiece*
I'm sorry I'm getting some new information...

Eyes Wide Shut but replace Tom Cruise with Tim Robinson

If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.

Why do we care what a shampoo company said about color anyway

Pantone announces white as color of 2026 Before you ask, the company insists that "skin tones did not factor into this at all." https://www.avclub.com/pantone-color-of-2026-white

My white "skin tones did not factor into this at all" tshirt is raising a lot of questions that are answered by the shirt

does someone have kompromat on Jeffries? Just fucking stop talking, man.

The thing that bothers me is the number of people with whom I ostensibly share an industry, whose job it is to report on politics, staring open KKK-level racism in the face every day and basically deciding not to say so

American Student Ends Up Trapped in Giant Vagina Sculpture Firefighters embarked on an "extraordinary rescue mission" when an American exchange student got his leg trapped inside a giant vagina sculpture.

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strong floor, no ceiling

This will kill people and is no less murder than the boat bombings.

Anyway, may her next job be at a HomeGoods and may RFK get every one of the diseases he's bringing back at once.

It's overly simplistic and overly dramatic to say Olivia Nuzzi bears some responsibility for the significant uptick in child death we're about to experience, but like, she doesn't NOT.

As a coffee guy who everybody knows is a coffee guy and so for whom everybody buys coffee mugs and coffee gifts, I genuinely feel for this man who it seems people only know "likes baseball."

I think my ex has stopped checking up on this account but if not this tweet seems right up her alley.

A lot of people today are pointing out that Stephen Miller is a hypocrite and that's all well and true but I think, more simply, he has simply failed to assimilate to the American way of life and as such he, and he alone, should be shipped off to whatever gulag he thinks folks like that belong in.

I think that somewhere along the way something in Stephen Miller got fundamentally damaged. This is neither an excuse nor a mitigating factor; the dude is genuinely fucking evil and he and everything he stands for should be fought against and stopped. But he is something beyond mere sociopathy.

Was thinking of @staceyhauff.bsky.social when I heard about the seitch conditions yesterday

The DC shooting story is really getting to me because we literally trained this man as a child soldier for a death squad in a forever war and Stephen Miller et al want to blame it on other cultures? It's our culture, American culture, that killed that woman.

it's almost more annoying that this movie isn't COMPLETELY juiceless. It's MOSTLY juiceless, and every once in awhile there's a sequence that makes you think about what might've been.

The number of her lines that she just kinda "says" is wild.
Also, I'm noticing SO much ADR. She shares a whole scene on the boat, early on, with Mahershala that seems like it was probably 80% written in post.

Let's re-do the triumphant brachiosaur scene from the first movie, but also we have to shoot one of them with a gadget. That won't take any the shine off, right?

"All of the tropics are Jurassic Park now"
Yes. I'm in.
"All of our characters suck, though."
Seems dumb, but dinosaurs have been cool for millions of years, right?
"Well, we're still doing mutant dinosaurs."
What? Why.

Also WHAT IS THIS SCORE. Like startlingly bad.

Against the advice of basically every review I read and my own better judgement, I'm watching JURASSIC WORLD REBIRTH (2025).
This shit, very unsurprisingly, fucking sucks.
Like it's got a little juice occasionally (when it leans towards horror) but this first action setpiece was garbage.