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I will improve your life in such small, infinitesimal, unimportant ways you won’t even notice after years of following me.

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A gorgeous, exquisite bring down.

24.11.2025 05:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If ever there was a film that should be watched in a theater it’s Train Dreams, now on Netflix!

24.11.2025 04:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I wonder if there’s like one person at La Croix that brings up changing the graphic design at every meeting and they just keep shooting them down.

23.11.2025 23:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The marketplace has spoken.

23.11.2025 07:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Do I understand correctly that there is now a dispute within the administration about whether this "peace plan" was written by Russians or Americans?

23.11.2025 02:42 — 👍 8432    🔁 2006    💬 461    📌 151
For Your Eyes Only (At The Oscar's Ceremony 1982) - Sheena Easton
YouTube video by MrStefRich For Your Eyes Only (At The Oscar's Ceremony 1982) - Sheena Easton

In case you’ve never seen the Sheena Easton performance of “For Your Eyes Only” at the Oscars, enjoy. www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hHj...

23.11.2025 02:55 — 👍 11    🔁 2    💬 3    📌 0

House of Dynamite started so strong until a script decision that didn’t work for me one bit.

22.11.2025 23:07 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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We need to have a national conversation on vivid NBA floors. I can’t see shit.

22.11.2025 04:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Liked before I even watched. Great vid. Thx!!

22.11.2025 03:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That’s a lotta bang for your buck

21.11.2025 17:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

A painful reminder that my nespresso died. Need to research affordable espresso makers.

21.11.2025 17:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Allowed!! I 100% support the workers. But I came to a cheapskate decision years ago that I was done with $5 coffee unless I was in a fine dining establishment (which ain’t often these days!).

21.11.2025 17:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ok, but if I’m supposed to buy from them when it’s over I’m out.

21.11.2025 17:11 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Amateur magician lives up to his title.

21.11.2025 03:38 — 👍 10    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

Smart move. Whoever put those tariffs in place was an idiot.

21.11.2025 02:17 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Jealous.

21.11.2025 01:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m so tired of us having to prove their Nazis. They’re Nazis. Don’t use their companies, shun them, don’t allow them anywhere near you.

21.11.2025 01:52 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hollywood was better when execs were just doing a lot of cocaine and greenlighting everything that sounded cool

20.11.2025 09:14 — 👍 3282    🔁 700    💬 46    📌 30

Before the midterms of 1866, President Andrew Johnson called his congressional opponents traitors and said they should be hanged.

Voters were so profoundly moved by his words... that they gave his opponents a supermajority in Congress, and the nation got the Fourteenth Amendment.

20.11.2025 15:33 — 👍 32648    🔁 10598    💬 607    📌 677
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Coast Guard ends hate symbol labels for swastikas, nooses: report USCG won't classify swastikas and nooses as hate symbols, shifting them to “potentially divisive."

Maybe don’t vote for Nazis next time.

20.11.2025 20:44 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

They lied about it. All of it. A thug cop shot an unarmed woman five times without justification, boasted about it to his colleagues, and then this administration tried cover it all up by arresting her and charging her with felonies.

20.11.2025 18:24 — 👍 8349    🔁 2977    💬 78    📌 54
Andy’s Little Sister Invites Conan To Thanksgiving Dinner | Late Night with Conan O’Brien
YouTube video by Conan O'Brien Andy’s Little Sister Invites Conan To Thanksgiving Dinner | Late Night with Conan O’Brien

Andy’s Little Sister (Amy Poehler) Invites Conan To Thanksgiving Dinner on “Late Night” in ‘97. Fun Fact: Amy ad libbed her great last line to Andy. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. youtu.be/s37OUH44mko?si… via @YouTube

20.11.2025 20:13 — 👍 64    🔁 8    💬 2    📌 0

Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad

20.11.2025 04:19 — 👍 26556    🔁 6644    💬 7    📌 222

“4 out of 5 dentists agree”

Joe Rogan: book the 5th dentist

19.11.2025 06:16 — 👍 149    🔁 24    💬 2    📌 0

Apparently I dress like celebrities now.

20.11.2025 13:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No breadth of knowledge.

20.11.2025 05:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My dog is awful at Jeopardy!

20.11.2025 04:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It is either perfect timing or terrible timing. Either way, our new Noisy Piggy slot machine has just arrived on the casino floor.

19.11.2025 22:18 — 👍 2239    🔁 226    💬 41    📌 14
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I have lived long enough to have a robot bring me Indian food in Burbank.

19.11.2025 06:19 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

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