Babybel Bandit

I RUN LIKE A REAL LIZARD

POWER WORD SPEAK'N'SPELL SO I DON'T HAVE TO USE MY MOUTH

CRAP ok coming back but just so you can't chase me POWER WORD SHOES TIED TOGETHER

unless you're not wearing shoes in that case POWER WORD FEET TIED TOGETHER

GREB YES

I like smol cars, good grebmobiles

Greb driving a tiny bmw isetta

you caughtched me in your fridge but as soon as you open the door I cast POWER WORD SHIT YOURSELF and jump into my getaway vehicle

Hi I'm greb
it's scraping all our titles and descriptions I think to pull my name

a picture of a man with a lightning bolt on his shoulder and the words hello chat above him Alt: a picture of a man (Volgin from metal gear solid 3) walking forward with lightning surrounding him and the words hello chat above him

IT THINKS IM A PHILOSOPHER

WHERE'S MY LEGACY I WANT A HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS

Greb in 3d looking shocked

WHERE DO YOU KEEP YOUR CHEESE I'M RUNNING LOW

I am a licensed Harmacist

I HAVE SHRANKED NEARLY A WHOLE FOOT

How tall are yinglets??? I can't tell if I'm bigger/smaller than normal

smaller - more stelf
bigger - reach top shelf for more cheese

hot dog but banana instead of dog

give thoughts

I'm playing a big story game on stream tomorrow, taking bets for how long it takes for me to start skipping cutscenes to get to fights faster!!

everyone go follow Pogo and see her amazing art!!
absolutely love this piece of me & @greblin.bsky.social ♥

hungry

yes

yes

you can have the space it used to occupy after I eat it (I am good at sharing)

a certificate for kath awarded for surviving a video call, it's decorated with stars and bright colours with a banner saying YOU DID IT!

here you go!

greb holds an alarm clock in one hand while pointing to it with the other, all the numbers are replaced with cheese as it stares at you expectantly

HAVE YOU SEEN THE TIME???
(time to give me cheese)

headshot of greb with a smug & unsettling smile

me after breaking into your cheese stores

noted, I am approaching your location rapidly

remember to replace your prosthetic when it gets wilty

business card reading: Dr. Greblin J. Jeblin's Lung extensions "Shh! Don't tell anyone I handed you this card" With extended lungs you can: Scream longer, breathe harder, brag about extended lungs "This procedure is not legal but I will do it for you. Do not tell the police or iggy" BabybelBandit@gmail.com

squeezy cheese tubes are built on lies DOESN'T EVEN TASTE LIKE CHEESE WHAT DID THEY DO WHY DOES IT TASTE OF HAM PUREE

This game looks like a crazy fever dream @greblin.bsky.social would have come up with, it looks SO cool

Greb wearing a flight helmet it probably steal from an actual fighter pilot

I'M READY TO FLY AGAIN

CHEESECAKE OCEAN REAL

once again I am not guilty of any heinous crimes...

because my crimes were totally rad actually