Katie Porter’s White Board

Say what you want about the guy, but the shamwow towel was legit.

He looks like a gremlin, has a drug problem, and slaps sex workers…. “How could I not win the popular vote?!?”

Look at this cute pupper! LOOKIT

On February 22, 2026, Naval Ravikant tweeted: "If you're unwilling to defend your country in time of war, then you're a tourist, not a citizen." As of March 3, 2026, the tweet has been deleted.

deleted his tweet as soon as an actual war popped off

It’s truly the only dignified way to go that we have left to us.

I would definitely rsvp and then ghost.

It would be a knock knock joke that doesn’t line up.

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Orange

Orange who?

Lawnmower.

Mike has never been willingly invited to a birthday party.

It is. All my kiddos always too the -ing off so I do too

I have Norbert and he is enough neurosis for me. He’s a little fella so he’s going to live forever.

In two weeks, probably.

Basically call and let a robot laugh at you. That’s the best we got.

a raccoon standing on a tiled floor with the date 2006 3:27 on the bottom Alt: a tanuki standing on a tiled floor with the date 2006 3:27 on the bottom

Yes. They are Japanese Tanukis and I love them!

At least she shuffled off.

In the 70s Phyllis Schlafly opposed feminism & women's rights. This began the right-wing’s family values catch phrase phrase.
In the 80s Schlafly made certain the ERA was shredded.
She’s against gay rights & immigration.
She endorsed Trump.
Schlafly died but her influence on the GOP remains

Jibbers Crabst help us if this book club ever reads a book with a normal person in it….

It was sparkle free and I’m feeling that.

Of course not, I like to waste money.

The soda stream has saved us so much money. But it does come with user error based disappointments like this 😭

a drawing of a person crying in a puddle of water . Alt: a drawing of a person crying in a puddle of water .

We bought a soda stream years ago to help combat my outrageous budget for my sparkle water addiction.

The saddest thing ever is forgetting to sparkle my water and leaving home with a big bottle of flat fridge water.

Women being held down/back by other women is nothing new. Women love to carry water for the patriarchy

Break the mold. Stand up for fellow women. You’ll find that putting yourself out there just one time to hold up someone else will lead to more times and more assists

Do for others, be a helper.

Otter! I’m so happy to see you! We have missed you so much! Not one single person is anything other than happy you are here. ❤️

No no no no. That’s when we point and laugh.

It’s sort of like being an adrenaline junkie. Hate and anger affect the body the same way. They NEED to be angry.

Nobody tell them about She-Ra

That’s probably fine….? Maybe?

Someone else thought I said I was IN heat. So many funny interactions today 😂

Hope he drops it in the toilet first.

😂😂😂

I definitely look out of season 😂 my warmest sweaters are all holiday sweaters though!