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@miss-alaynius.bsky.social

At my age, a tactical wee is very important. Apparently, I love cheese, wine and gin in any order.

30 Followers  |  31 Following  |  133 Posts  |  Joined: 30.09.2023  |  1.6565

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Sleep well! 😴

25.10.2025 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was going to pop out but the weather is a touch pants, so I decided to steam clean my shower instead. I am a domestic goddess.

20.10.2025 10:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My parcel was delivered at 7pm, but the status still said four stops away… πŸ™„πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

14.10.2025 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Amazon have been telling me they’re only four stops away from delivering my parcel since about 12:30!

14.10.2025 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Can you please add a mark of some kind that takes you to where you last were when using the app. It’s frustrating to have to scroll down to catch up. A reason why I don’t use Bluesky that often. πŸ˜•

09.09.2025 09:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The unconditional joy these wonderful dogs show should humble all of us. Sadly, sometimes I feel humans don’t deserve much given how we behave. πŸ˜•

04.09.2025 08:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Then it’s great that you have found happiness!

24.08.2025 12:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Goodness! I remember your wedding and taking home as many leftovers as I could at the excellent reception (greedy me!) Whatever the outcome, it’s great that you can all be friends.

24.08.2025 05:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Altogether now… BFP!

25.07.2025 11:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No, I don’t want you sitting next to me. I don’t want skin to skin contact at all. It’s too hot. Bugger off and sit somewhere else on the train!

18.07.2025 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Needed…

17.07.2025 13:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Enters.
Prepares to write witty message.
Blank…
Leaves.

15.07.2025 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I went to one years ago and we went punting in Oxford. I fell in the river when trying to moor the bloody thing next to the pub we were lunching in which was also by a bridge! Not what I had planned but it was (apparently) highly entertaining for everyone all around! πŸ™„πŸ˜

13.07.2025 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Poor fridge!

12.07.2025 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t believe that I’m getting another effing cold! 🀬

10.07.2025 08:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A paper-cut on an index finger can get in the bin.

09.07.2025 11:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love watching these videos on TikTok. Always warms my heart, especially the talking ones!

08.07.2025 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They are as bad as the telephone ones.

08.07.2025 08:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you, BearF. xx

07.07.2025 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I guess it had to happen at some point, but it’s still sad to see. It must continue to be so painful for his sister, so it makes sense that she has deactivated his FB account. #Iwillslwaysmissyou

07.07.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

*sigh*

07.07.2025 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I get annoyed when a certain friend of mine emails me with tech issues and questions relating to their phone or computer, knowing full well that I’m no expert. I give whatever help I can, to be met with a reply where most sentences begin with: yes, but as I said in my email…

07.07.2025 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Vacuuming, dusting, floor mopping etc.
Done.
Showered, dressed, laundry on, cup of coffee and telly catch up.
I’m living the life of Riley, I hope he appreciates my efforts!

07.07.2025 10:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hello rain and thunder, how you doin…?

06.07.2025 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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When you’re with that person who likes to read EVERYTHING in a museum…

10.05.2025 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Your next offering will be totes all of the marv!

28.04.2025 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Love a jaunty hat!

19.04.2025 10:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Glorious!

06.04.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Birthday! I hope you’re having a great day.

28.03.2025 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t necessarily disagree, but I’d ban loud music, sports TV’s, and rubbish parents with their unruly brats first! (Mrs Bah Humbug strikes again…)

28.03.2025 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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