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Guy Pistofsky

@mettleundertension.bsky.social

Blue dot in a red dumpster. I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle

1,362 Followers  |  1,458 Following  |  1,115 Posts  |  Joined: 24.11.2024
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Starting to think this guy is a Good Bunny

09.02.2026 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dig that

09.02.2026 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well you have a great attitude about it. Glad you’re all right, cheers

29.01.2026 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

…was it everything you thought it would be?

29.01.2026 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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24.01.2026 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Is this app still on?

06.01.2026 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

THE WORST

01.01.2026 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œMorons hate this ONE simple trick!!!”

30.12.2025 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I first read this as Manga weirdos and then I re-read it as Manga again. Then I put my glasses on….

29.12.2025 12:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I asked for mozzarella sticks

28.12.2025 04:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happiness isn't profitable.

27.12.2025 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gym-wise? Nothing, chill at home

28.12.2025 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We just started it last night. I had no idea it would be this crazy!

27.12.2025 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh damn, I’ve never heard of it so I’ll definitely be trying that out.
I thought it was a homebrew or a hack or something

23.12.2025 11:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I asked what is it lol

23.12.2025 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I just did it again 🀫

23.12.2025 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nah, meemaw was a squirter

22.12.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whoa what’s Ninja Gaiden Shadow??

21.12.2025 05:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

10/10 plating

21.12.2025 04:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I gotta say the activation phrase

These edibles ain’t ship

21.12.2025 04:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This was the best Jake Paul fight yet

21.12.2025 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ruck yeah

21.12.2025 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This gym has too many cops

21.12.2025 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Atta boy, Caleb

19.12.2025 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am pulsating with anticipation

19.12.2025 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Please remove this picture of my father

16.12.2025 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, my God, it's the eggnog! It's in the eggnog!

16.12.2025 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 151    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 2

I think my last year will be my year

15.12.2025 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Haha thank you, Captain

15.12.2025 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0