Guy Pistofsky

Wait back up, the hand stuff sounds badass.
Y’know that would get you accused of Witchcraft back in the day lol

Did you know modern cars are rolling wiretaps? Almost every manufacturer sells your data to the highest bidder. Including driving habits and all of your locations.
Technology is fun

I’m not your guy, friend!

Yes

Hot Broccoli.
A new fragrance from Calvin Klein

Shit, I do need some carabiners

Wow that sounds amazing

That’s awesome!
I love unholy mixes of hardware.
Except for these tractors I once repaired that had Ford 4-cylinder engines, GM 4L70 trans and a British rear differential.
What a piece of crap

I like it but I still want to commit the ultimate travesty and Wenkel swap a Foxbody

I don’t Memphis was very red

This looks way more fun than what I’m doing

The top drawer of my toolbox is just weiners

What? What is wrong with you? Do you hear in Cursive?

I would explain the process as clearly as possible and half the time I would get questions like they didn’t comprehend a word I just said.

Nothing erodes the respect I have for my colleagues faster than trying to organize a Union.

You recommend??

Hey how’s it g…
Oh no

glory hole but for holding hands

I don’t think decent human beings ever think about seeking that level of wealth, power, or both.
I believe to make it that far, one has to step on a lot of good people and then get progressively worse from there

That looks like such a clicky keyboard!

All right then.

Heck.

Saving this for later

Now that’s a sack lunch

Well yeah, I would download a car

I ain’t your Paybuddy, PayFriend

Chirp back to assert your dominance

Jokes on you, I tuned in while operating a crane

Not me I’m trying to quit

Is this a leaf festival?