@mettleundertension.bsky.social
Blue dot in a red dumpster. Irritable.
Schfourteen-teen.
09.08.2025 01:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hey, some of us want both!
08.08.2025 21:30 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Clankers
08.08.2025 20:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There’s a cutscene playing outside
08.08.2025 14:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can it kick me in the plums?!
CAN IT
Hell yeah, Bill Burr sucks!!
08.08.2025 01:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Of course, I’m not a monster!
08.08.2025 01:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0No……..yes….
Take a week off kiddo
I do this
08.08.2025 01:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Et tu, Tim Apple?
06.08.2025 23:09 — 👍 284 🔁 42 💬 15 📌 3Hot brown
06.08.2025 15:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I think I hear my dad calling me…!
06.08.2025 01:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh well YEAH
05.08.2025 21:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I have these words hanging on our living room wall
05.08.2025 20:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Men will literally cum on anything
05.08.2025 02:37 — 👍 254 🔁 44 💬 11 📌 8What in the wizarding world of sports….
05.08.2025 20:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Don’t forget FB already requiring ID checks at every possible excuse they can find
05.08.2025 19:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Kohler if you don’t mind spending a little more up front to save money in the long run on maintenance/repairs.
05.08.2025 17:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0No one likes a surprise Inspector Gadget
05.08.2025 14:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0oh sure when i reanimate the dead it's "an affront to God and all that is human" but when jim acosta does it, it's news
04.08.2025 21:47 — 👍 374 🔁 42 💬 11 📌 2That’s fucking hilarious
04.08.2025 22:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If this is the best God can do I’m not impressed
04.08.2025 22:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wanna help the campaign for free? Share this video or come to any of the events linked underneath it!
04.08.2025 19:21 — 👍 1025 🔁 401 💬 7 📌 8I want this in my mouth
04.08.2025 00:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Am I social mediaing correctly?
04.08.2025 00:20 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0i'm the GOAT of laying down
03.08.2025 19:38 — 👍 113 🔁 13 💬 12 📌 1You got me there!
04.08.2025 00:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nobody knows
04.08.2025 00:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Well you’re here and I’m here so….any moment now some folks will show up
03.08.2025 01:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
