hi, i’m cory 👋🏾

meme from r/explainthejoke in which someone is earnestly asking why chatgpt queries are harmful to the environment —> https://www.reddit.com/r/ExplainTheJoke/s/uWiGNbx45l

humanity, as a species, is fucking cooked y’all. sorry.

has anybody figured out why tf glen powell keeps getting shoved down our collective throats??

screenshot from a subscriber email with text from F1 media operations. “2026 Onwards From January 2026, our new Formula 1 broadcast partner in the US will be Apple TV. Next season F1® TV Premium will continue to be available in the U.S., included with an Apple TV subscription only. You will still be able to purchase F1® TV Access, which remains available in the US. Thank you. The F1® TV Team”

it’s impossible to overstate how massive this broadcast deal is… apple studios might have just demolished every single one of its competitors with this move.

#F1 | #AustinGP

Silicon Valley's capture of our political institutions is all but complete The tech lobby kills off two key California AI bills, and why it matters. Plus: How Sam Altman played Hollywood with Sora 2, organized mass social media deletions, and more.

CA governor Gavin Newsom vetoed both of the major AI bills on his desk that Silicon Valley meaningfully opposed—one making it illegal for bosses to use AI to fire workers with no oversight, one requiring chatbot sellers to ensure their products do not harm children before marketing to them.

What I don't have in experience, I make up for in integrity.

And what Andrew Cuomo lacks in integrity, he could never make up for with experience.

in 2021 jensen karp tweeted a photo about finding shrimp tails in an unopened box of cinnamon toast crunch. the pic shows shrimp tails and bits of string on a counter next to a box/bag of CTC.

an uncredited photo of a frog leg sticking out of one of those individually wrapped frozen fruit bars.

2021 vs 2025

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‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.

"why do you keep calling us Nazis?"

Because you're Nazis.

www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

It’s all so heavy, man.

fun* fact: a week after i was in Lake Tahoe someone tested positive for THE PLAGUE (which wiped out half of europe in the 1300’s).

*absolutely fucking terrifying

Just a reminder the word remigrate is open Nazi language and should be seen as a threat of violence.

When the neo Nazis use this term their is another two words they use after it which are :or die

It’s important to understand the context that the word Remigrate is a threat to leave or be murdered.

I saw the article and he was also held that entire time without ever being charged. Palestinian "prisoners" are hostages, their abuse is legitimized by lies.

D’Angelo: the most talented/misunderstood R&B artist of our generation

gonna be processing this one for a while…

well, it finally happened… i ended up on the same flight as ice cube. i’ve never gotten so many confused looks in my entire life.

sounds like someone missed their nap today 😘

fwiw this is literally how the rest of the planet is interpreting kimmel being shut down. whatever argument we had left about our perceived “free press” is gone.

most of us have felt like the ~great american experiment~ failed a long time ago. but now? the whole world seems to be convinced of it.

“This isn’t the America I know”

Black People:

Cleanup Group Says It's on Track to Eliminate the Great Pacific Garbage Patch Nonprofit environmental organization The Ocean Cleanup has announced that it can clear the Great Pacific Garbage Patch within a decade.

Some Good News, everybody!

"Nonprofit environmental organization the Ocean Cleanup has announced that it's on track to eliminate the Great Pacific Garbage Patch by 2034"

He’s right

I know we keep focusing on Colbert and Kimmel as we should, but we also need to remember there are hundreds of people who work for these shows who also just lost their jobs because of this bullshit, and most of them are probably not millionaires.

just realizing that they’re def gonna try to equate ppl wearing halloween costumes of ‘big-head-in-his-final-moments’ to black/brown/yellowface from now on 🙃

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Her name is Abir Al-Sahlani member of the European Parliament from Sweden

not all heroes wear capes…

some of them wear those yellow rain jackets with the matching funny-floppy yellow hats

jimmy fallon about to tussle 45/57’s hair on the tonight show

jimmy fallon tussling 45/57’s hair on the tonight show

tight shot of 45/57’s hair after fallon tussled it on the tonight show

fallon impersonating 45/47 on the tonight show

*fully acknowledging how fucked things are rn*

the comedy “rule of 3s” probly has fallon SHOOK atm

If you hated me in life, the last fucking thing in the world I want is for you to pretend to respect me just because I’m dead

Dave Portnoy tweet saying ‘absolutely disgusting and disturbing video from Charlie Kirk shooting today. Hoping for the best for him and his family. Anybody who is happy about this is a disgusting human.’

Pop Crave Tweet: ‘Barstool Sports CEO Dave Portnoy says he hopes a missile hits Greta Thunberg’s boat as she sails away with aid: “I hope they hit a f*cking, like, a missile on her boat. Knock that boat down. Greta or whatever her name is”

This explains it better than I can