You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy" in Star Wars scroll under an image of Trump and others eating McDonald's.
May the 4th be with you.
04.05.2025 16:37 β π 35 π 7 π¬ 0 π 0@richdahm.bsky.social
I re-arrange the alphabet into bundles to induce amusement. The Onion, The Colbert Report, The Middle, The Croods: Family Tree. I specialize in projects beginning with "The."
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy" in Star Wars scroll under an image of Trump and others eating McDonald's.
May the 4th be with you.
04.05.2025 16:37 β π 35 π 7 π¬ 0 π 0It's truly a sign of the times that what's brought me the most joy in the last two months is a show about a psychological dystopia.
22.03.2025 02:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0NEW: Elon Musk is trying to buy Wisconsinβs Supreme Court, spending millions to install bought-and-paid-for MAGA extremist Brad Schimel.
Today, @WisDems launches a campaign to punch back: The People v. Musk.π§΅
This scrum of pot-bellied, sunken-chested betas trying to bully an all-black clad badass Eastern European wasteland survivor while dressed like Menβs Wearhouse mannequins is peak cinema.
28.02.2025 19:22 β π 65685 π 10248 π¬ 3314 π 628Curious. Check out what TCM chose to schedule on the day after the inaugurationβfilms with the theme How to Fight Nazis. Coincidence, or a bit of editorial programming?
22.01.2025 02:45 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm trying to convince her to get an account, but she doesn't spend much time on social media.
22.01.2025 00:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0variety.com/2025/tv/news...
22.01.2025 00:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Hard to find much to celebrate these days, but here's a teeny tiny bit of good news. The Angry Circus Peanut's Inauguration ratings were both lower than Biden's, and his own first go-round. Such a loser. Link in reply.
22.01.2025 00:27 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0βIt feels weird being earnest about a history of #TheOnion but there's no way around it:I loved this book with all my heart.Funny BC It's True is a thrilling,inspiring must read for comedy nerds and normals alike.Christine Wenc has managed to write a book worthy of The Onion's greatness.β Simon Rich
21.11.2024 15:17 β π 45 π 14 π¬ 6 π 4HI CHRISTINE!!!! Look, we're on bluesky! Yay!
28.11.2024 01:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Nice! Okay, do you remember Apple Pie? www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh9a...
19.11.2024 13:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I didnβt see that someone else posted Lucan, so Iβm going with Out of The Blue.
youtu.be/v-03kGdQKZQ?...
I remember Big John, Little John because I never miss a Robbie Rist vehicle. I have not heard of The Kids from C.A.P.E.R.
My entry: Lucan.
youtu.be/24CvkoMSadY?...
I have been unable to find the words to properly express how Iβve been feeling since the election.
Thankfully, @roxanegay.bsky.social found better words than I ever could and wrote a piece capturing exactly how we all should be reacting right now. www.nytimes.com/2024/11/17/o...
Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
You and me both, Stephen.
15.11.2024 02:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0ODDS BODKINS AND GADZOOKS!!! WE HAVE ANGERED THE SKY DEMONS!!! THEY HAVE SWALLOWED OUR MOTHER SUN TO PUNISH US FOR OUR WICKED WAYS!!! THE END IS NIGH!!! REPENT, REPENT, OR WE SHALL PERISH IN ETERNAL DARKNESS!!! WOE TO ALL EARTHKIND!!!
08.04.2024 18:18 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 4 π 0So excited for MADAME WEB, which I assume is the long awaited sequel to MADAME'S PLACE. She'll be slinging webs AND saucy bon mots!
14.02.2024 17:48 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0