Clarissa 💙

Looks like we are going to war. Unless he TACOs again. Bets on that happening? 😂🤣

Ahead of flight to LA, Trump said he will be conditioning aid to CA, demanding the “water to be released.” He also said he wants voter ID in the state. It is an unusual political demand for the president to make, & one that politicizes disaster relief in a state that is reeling from the wildfires.

Merry everything, loves!

We’re going to bed and I say “am I going to freeze to death or sweat to death tonight?” The boy responds “why not both?!”

Ah yes. Thank you perimenopause for your lovely gift of not only mood swings, but also severe temperature shifts in my body.

So real talk.

Why do we think BlueSky took off while Threads didn’t become the Twitter alternative?

Is it because it’s still owned by a billionaire? Tied to Facebook?

Sums up why I’m here.

Here’s what happens. I fall asleep on the couch watching MNF. I wake up in the third quarter thinking “I am probably needing sleep. I should go to bed”. In bed and cannot fall asleep. Tonight is gonna be one of those nights… damn 8pm naps.

Also, crab leg stealing Jameis Winston lost.

In case anyone is interested. 🐊

Vandy started this game off right! Can you imagine if they beat Tennessee?! Holy chaos, Batman!

I woke up. First thing I did was check Target app. Of course the TS vinyl is sold out. Seems like the book is available, though.

On to College GameDay and RIVALRY SATURDAY!

Georgia / GA Tech is the type of rivalry game we all love. Especially since I’m not a fan of either team and my blood pressure doesn’t suffer.

With that said, THWG.

Dear Thanksgiving - having your car battery die after pumping gas is not something to be thankful for. Half way to Nashville and well… we might be stuck. 😅

He’s a beast. I’m in awe of his ability to perform so consistently.

Today, Frank pulled up a list of the worst Christmas songs that have been redone.

Alexa, play Little Drummer Boy by Justin Beiber and Busta Rhymes.

Thank me later. 🤣😂

It’s 5am. Why am I up so early?!

My emotions are all over the fucking place.

This Gator team gives me palpitations. But HOLY SHIT - WE WON!!

Holy shit. Everyone (who matters) has picked Indiana to beat OSU?!

Seems like all the good games are on at noon today.

Watching College GameDay. You know how Pat McAfee does the extra point kick for a student to make some scholarship money?

This kid is kind of an ass. Asking for more money. Just entitled. He’s rubbed me the wrong way. But maybe it’s because he’s an OSU fan. And he missed both kicks.

Looks like I’m about to start wedding planning. I cannot fathom spending $20k on a wedding, though. Any suggestions? I want the pretty dress. Pretty flowers. A handful of people (like four handfuls).
And a kick ass party.

Maybe I should hire a planner.

Nothing to see here.

I think one of the things that bothers me is that these newer survivor players seem to get their feelings hurt A LOT. it might production leaning into that, but lord - it’s SURVIVOR. People are going to double cross you!

This sounds like something I would say.

One sexual predator down…

The fact that his cabinet consists of SO many with predatory pasts, it absolutely infuriates me that he’s a self proclaimed “protector”. Of whom? People like him?!

I swear…. The audacity of these men.

I don’t know if anyone here is a Ben Rector fan, but I was super excited to get tickets to his next concert. I bought them yesterday - for October 2025.

Is it just me or has selling tickets that far out a newish thing? Am I showing my age?

A blue tree with silver accents is always quite beautiful.

Dear Perimenopause:

If you could please kindly fuck off, I’d appreciate it. The hot flashes, cravings for donuts, acne, and constant dread are taking its toll.

Oh wait. That’s just… life?

So the orange man picks his cabinet the way I pick my fantasy football.

“How cute is he?!”