Cody Graves

I should be allowed to eat whatever I want without consequences.

I should be allowed to eat whatever I want without consequences.

One of the movies of all time.

Ah damn.

I went here and they had an exhibit on @kylewaldrup.bsky.social’s old tweets.

Can confirm.

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As part of my keto/weight loss routine, I've started measuring out my snacks and, I gotta say, it fucking sucks. I hate it.

Wanted to steal this pup.

"It was also the night that the skeletons came to life"

Kyle, no.

guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this

Rhys Coiro in the “the bones are their money” ITYSL sketch

🎶 The sleigh bells, they were ringin'
The snow was fallin down
The carolers were singin'
The day Santa Claus came into town

He rode through the sky on a bright red sleigh
Laughed and flew above the trees
He made his way down the chimney shaft
The day Santa gave a gift to me

(follow my 🧵, in G 👇)

I got a new MacBook Pro for Black Friday and all I do with it is play Balatro.

My bad.

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Is there an "Accounts to Block" starter pack yet?

Sir Topham Golf

I trimmed my beard off last night, and I must say... Huge mistake.

I miss bread.

New glasses. Same old face.

Daisy says hey bluesky