— 𝓜𝘈𝘎𝘖𝘓𝘖𝘙 .ᐟ.ᐟ ☆

Now why would I do that! I'm a good guy!

YES. Glad we're on the same page here!

Tsk, tsk... Shameful conduct, really.

Exactly! You get it, kid.

Aaawww, you wouldn't. I'm too cute!

Nooope! Glad you're finally realizing~!

Pretty good color. Sometimes it's even the color of money!

] why the fuck would he say that

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Green.

Heehee. Suicide is illegal, you know.

I can relate to this.

Nuh-uh. REFORMED and NICE are two Very Different Things.

Yyyyup.

] what did she ever do to him

] he's so fucking mean and for what

Green? Because you're green? Yeah that's called two things being the same color, buddy. Happens a lot.

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He is GREEN for an AMAZING REASON

Gee, you're really one to be talking, aren't'cha.

Oh, buddy. I don't think he's anybody's friend.

The woke mob has made Santa gay! Mrs Claus has been replaced with a 5'8 twink named Tony Tinsel

HOW AM I— You know what, buddy? Go for it. Your funeral.

Kirny.

[ Turning around and floating away ]

Okay, and??? You still don't know him right now!!?!!?

You Know Him.

You don't even know him!!! You fucking idiot!!!!!

I'm hiding my tarnished real nature and playing the naïf.

See, here's the thing, Dave...
I'm running a business!
And time is, well y'know-
M O N E Y.
Every second I spend here listening to you babble on...
I LOSE MULA.
So, finish your monologue in three sentences, OR GET OUT.

Okay. One: He sucks. Two: He's annoying. Three: He doesn't even have hands!

Kirny. You know him.

DUDE. YES?????????