Christopher Lauzon

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I’m am seeing Tron tonight and then The Matrix tomorrow (both at movie theaters). What year is it?

A new episode of For Light and Dice is out tomorrow! Who is crashing into the party? Here's a sneak preview of what to expect!

Sharing a missed story in Hope's notes about her @forlightanddice.bsky.social co-podcaster @squirex2.bsky.social:

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I shall serve him. #legendofzelda #daddydorf

We provide an important public service.

Every time I listen to @goldsquadrongays.bsky.social I ask myself, did I remember to take my PREP today?

It’s good to know that it was Tylenol. I always assumed it was the copious amounts of cocaine my Mom did while she was pregnant, but thank god for pseudo-science.

Happy Rapture Day

Douching before the rapture so I can go to afterlife ready 🙏🏾

Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart still out here 20 years later displaying their mastery of political satire 🔥

Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.

FCC chair puts ‘The View’ under the spotlight after Kimmel pressure In a podcast appearance, Brendan Carr said the daytime show could be subject to the FCC’s equal time rule.

This pathetic factotum is bathing himself in the fetid attention he gets from the media, especially from water-carrying “podcasters.” His flaccid posturing would be sad if it were not quite so obviously venal www.politico.com/news/2025/09...

The CDC just said “fuck dem kids.”

Obligatory "Hey girl."

And Iger should be on stage with him to send a message that the Walt Disney Company still values fundamental American principles.

WGA Statement on ABC's Decision to Pull ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’ The right to speak our minds and to disagree with each other - to disturb, even - is at the very heart of what it means to be a free people. It is not to be denied. Not by violence, not by the abuse of governmental power, nor by acts of corporate cowardice. As a Guild, we stand united in opposition to anyone who uses their power and influence to silence the voices of writers, or anyone who speaks in dissent. If free speech applied only to ideas we like, we needn't have bothered to write it into the Constitution. What we have signed on to - painful as it may be at times - is the freeing agreement to disagree. Shame on those in government who forget this founding truth. As for our employers, our words have made you rich. Silencing us impoverishes the whole world. The WGA stands with Jimmy Kimmel and his writers.

The following is a statement from the WGA on ABC’s decision to pull ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

Jack donaghy

We had to cancel Kimmel, Lemon. The head of the network's Sturmabteilung division was going to have me ermordet durch Tanzen mit den Sternen

Watch a weak man pretzel himself in unnatural ways to justify something that he would lose his mind over otherwise.

A new world where Karl Rove makes sense and Bob Iger is without scruples.

There is no more unctous a toady in the Trump administration than fussy speech police officer Brendan Carr and it is a high bar. But this thirsty factotum manages to clear the bar easily.

Ah yes, this is important background info. Sinclair is Bond-level supervillainry and more people need to be aware of it.

“cAnCeL cUlTuRe OvErReAcH!”
“PrOtEcT fReE sPeEcH!”

Such outrage over what’s, in truth, a rather milk-toast statement of fact about what’s actually happening—and far milder than anything said by those he referenced.

But once again, it’s never what fascists say, but what they do that matters.

She’s here at Disneyland to meet the squonk crew. @forlightanddice.bsky.social

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Can I join him?

‘Active assailant’ reported near Evergreen High School: Jefferson County 911 Jefferson County authorities said there are reports of an “active assailant” near Evergreen High School on Wednesday afternoon.

School shooting in Denver just happened too. It’s the fucking guns. kdvr.com/news/local/a...

Yeah ….i just bomb arrow the shit out of them

Playing tears of the kingdom again, and seriously, fuck these things.

Man fuck this week. I am so happy I'm off tomorrow.