Merry Christmas, Cyber Otters!

What about the Warner sister?

Fulnecky's problem with trying to monetize the grift is that while Gaines has the relatively niche experience of being a collegiate athlete, Fulnecky is trying to convince you she is a special snowflake for totally mailing in a garbage paper and getting a shit grade, a pretty universal experience.

Hawkins was my favorite mostly because he was the only guy on that film who actually seemed anything like anyone I met in the military.

Listen to @bloodwork.show

Long Kiss Goodnight is totally a Christmas movie. It's about rediscovering the Christmas spirit, that is, a woman's repressed memories of being an assassin, with the help of a friendly spirit...I mean a deadbeat PI.

VA ABC out here with raccoon-themed cocktail recipes, respect www.abc.virginia.gov/search-resul...

Also, "Dead-ass, they yeeting missiles at us bruh. That shit is cray."

The Captain of the Gettysburg:

Is MAGA Becoming Pro-War? Debate over Venezuela is dividing the Republican Party.

hahahahahahahahahhaahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahah...."Becoming".....hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhaah.

Heh...becoming...shew...That's a good one.

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"What will these people do for health insurance AND a home loan? We're about to set this building on fire to find out!"

Peak Scotland on Gregor Townsend will be losing to Ireland by less than a try and then losing to Uruguay after averaging less than a point per visit inside the 22.

He's not on drugs, he was just homeschooled.

The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service

The character of a nation's leader must be from a moral place because they are ultimately a driver of its culture and respect, argued left-wing scholar...*checks notes*...James Dobson

The belief that folks with 9 figure net worth will leave places for taking their money is patently false. They're not going to quit the places that gets them what their money and influence can purchase, and that means staying in New York.

Been using Apple Music for the past couple of years after ages of using YouTube.

It doesn't suck.

That's the part that sticks with me.

This isn't some Tom Clancy novel where they do war crimes because it's the only way they can get at the evil terrorist criminal mastermind or something.

Even if we believe them -- and, ha ha, no! -- they murdered low level drug runners. That's it!

"Hey, Pete, you know what'll fix this? If you give me a MoH. Worked wonders for Slabinski!"

He's replaced Owen Farrell as the most punchable face I've ever seen.

As a former denizen of Escambia County, I can assure you that, however conservative you believe someone would have to be to be unpalatable to University of West Florida to rise up in opposition to your appointment to its board of trustees, it's worse than that.
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Looking at the numbers, just laughing at how much wage growth there is. The numbers are just out of frame.

Gonna need someone to explain the differences between wassail and gluhwein, because it's possible I'm drunk a ton of it.

My daughter sent me a meme that said JD Vance redacted himself INTO the Epstein files just to prove he got invited to things and I gave it a chuckle at first but holy shit does it hold some water now.

Max usually gets it right:

Why Taylor Swift’s Accent Has Changed And yours might too.

My mother is a native Rhode Islander, and listening to her drop her r's as soon as she got out of the cah from Virginia was always one of the most hilarious pahts of going to visit her family.

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You're going Into the Dark on this one. You'll need an Artist in the Ambulance. He took you out in One Fell Swoop. That light you're seeing is not The Everglow.

"We turned you into a grease stain because we believed you might be a threat to...someone, somewhere, at some time," is the epitome of Orwellian dystopia.

A threat to the sailors who conducted the strike? No. A threat to sailors elsewhere in the Caribbean? No. A threat to servicemembers in the US? No. An imminent physical threat to anyone at all? No. The threat is so diffuse that the same justification could be directed at anyone. Might be the point.