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Eitan Blumin ⚡

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#Microsoft #Data Platform #MVP, Speaker, @SQLServerRadio #podcast co-host, CTO and Expert #SQLServer #DBA at Madeira Data Solutions. Follow me for news and insights!

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This entire administration is a 💀DEATH CULT💀 and they're in control of the most powerful military in the world.

🚨🚨 This is *LITERALLY WORST CASE SCENARIO!* 🚨🚨

Every able American citizen should be *boots on the ground marching on #WashingtonDC NOW!!!*

*NOW! PUT YOUR COAT ON AND GO OUT!!! NOW!!!*

10.03.2026 08:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

#Trump knows he's going down (because of the #EpsteinFiles) and he's taking everyone else down with him. Pete Kegsbreath is an eschatological accelerationist who wants to bring about literal 🔥 #Armageddon 🔥.

10.03.2026 08:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Just watch a few minutes of Fox News any day and try to understand that this is their ENTIRE world, and for them it is NORMAL.

They LITERALLY don't know anything else.

So, yeah. I'm gonna be the odd one out and say: Have some empathy and understanding towards ex-MAGA.

They have a long way to go.

09.03.2026 14:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The cruelty is PART OF THE BRAINWASHING. The selfishness is PART OF THE BRAINWASHING. The ignorance is PART OF THE BRAINWASHING.

They were INDOCTRINATED into the cruelty and selfishness and ignorance. They GENUINELY don't know any better.

09.03.2026 14:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

All of this was ORCHESTRATED for longer than you realize.

These people are SHEEP who have been BRED, HERDED, and SHEARED for all their worth.

I know it's difficult to have empathy for them because of all the cruelty they inflicted, but you need to understand something:

09.03.2026 14:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

By the time this is over, NO ONE will admit having ever been part of #MAGA.

To be fair, there is an important point to make here.

I don't think most of the liberals understand the SCOPE of the BRAINWASHING that's been happening for DECADES in the nationalist Christian populace.

09.03.2026 14:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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MSSQL Extension for VS Code: Query Profiler, ADS Migration Toolkit & More - Azure SQL Dev Corner Discover what's new in MSSQL Extension for VS Code v1.40: Query Profiler, ADS Migration Toolkit, Database Backup & Restore, Flat File Import, and more.

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01.03.2026 11:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Happy Epstein Day!

28.02.2026 09:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Federating Databases with Data API Builder Chaining - Azure SQL Dev Corner Using Data API builder and sp_invoke_external_rest_endpoint, you can compose and federate data across databases and engines in SQL without relying on linked servers.

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Dear Copilot, can you help me with SQL? - Azure SQL Devs’ Corner Using Copilot with Azure SQL to go from schema design to local development, REST APIs, and Azure deployment, all guided by workspace instructions and skills that keep SQL at the center.

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24.02.2026 11:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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SSMS 22.3 Release SSMS 22.3 is now available and includes bug fixes, improvements, and support for database instructions for GitHub Copilot in SSMS.

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23.02.2026 11:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Masking Sensitive Data in Azure SQL - Azure SQL Devs’ Corner Protect sensitive data in Azure SQL by masking SSNs, emails, and phone numbers at query time using built-in Dynamic Data Masking with no application changes.

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19.02.2026 11:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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When Nothing Is True - Everything Is Permitted - Eitan Blumin's blog There is a growing anxiety in the digital age that goes beyond partisanship, beyond specific leaders, beyond even artificial intelligence… Read More »When Nothing Is True – Everything Is Permitted

We live in an exceptional political landscape, and therefore I find myself writing an exceptional blog post of a kind I would normally not write here. But the reality is forced upon us, and I must speak out.

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19.02.2026 10:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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SQL + AI: Get ready for a fun new experience, launching next week! | Microsoft Community Hub The SQL community is leveling up! We’re launching a lightweight, beginner friendly SQL + AI contest designed to spark awareness...

#Microsoft are launching a lightweight, beginner friendly #SQL + #AI contest designed to spark awareness of #SQLServer2025 ’s new AI capabilities
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Multiple secondaries for failover groups is now in public preview | Microsoft Community Hub Failover groups for Azure SQL Database is a business continuity solution that lets you manage the replication and failover of databases to another Azure SQL...

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02.02.2026 11:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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SSMS 22.2.1 Release SSMS 22.2.1 is now available and includes a set of important bug fixes, as well as support for code completions for GitHub Copilot in SSMS.

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Contained Availability Groups: Enable Database Creation via Listener Learn how to create a contained availability group, connect through the AG listener, and enable database creation using sp_set_session_context in SQL Server...

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SQL Server 2025 GA on RHEL 10 & Ubuntu 24.04 Highlights Discover SQL Server 2025 GA on RHEL 10 & Ubuntu 24.04. Learn key features, performance improvements, and deployment tips.

Announcing GA of #SQLServer2025 on #RHEL 10 and #Ubuntu 24.04, with additional enhancements for #Linux deployments
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Semantic Reranking with Azure SQL, SQL Server 2025 and Cohere Rerank models - Azure SQL Devs’ Corner Learn how to implement semantic reranking with Cohere models in Azure SQL and SQL Server 2025 for better search results.

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08.01.2026 11:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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2025 Year in Review: What’s new across SQL Server, Azure SQL and SQL database in Fabric | Microsoft Community Hub What a year 2025 has been for SQL! ICYMI and are looking for some hype, might I recommend you start with this blog from Priya Sathy, the product leader for...

2025 Year in Review: What’s new across #SQLServer, #AzureSQL and SQL database in #Fabric
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06.01.2026 11:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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SSMS 22.1 Release SSMS 22.1 is now available and includes improvements and updates for GitHub Copilot in SSMS, and a set of fixes for SSMS.

Announcing the release of SQL Server Management Studio 22.1
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05.01.2026 11:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Start for free with Azure SQL Start for free with Azure SQL! Explore Database and Managed Instance free offers, benefits, limits, and quick steps to deploy. No cost, no commitment.

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25.12.2025 11:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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New T-SQL AI Features are now in Public Preview for Azure SQL and SQL database in Microsoft Fabric - Azure SQL Devs’ Corner At the start of this year, we released a new set of T-SQL AI features for embedding your relational data for AI applications. Today, we have brought those features to Azure SQL and SQL database in…

New #TSQL #AI Features and commands for #AzureSQL and SQL database in #Microsoft #Fabric
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Announcing General Availability of the mssql-python Driver | Microsoft Community Hub We’re thrilled to announce that the mssql-python driver is now Generally Available! 🎉 This milestone marks a major step forward in delivering a modern,...

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MSSQL Extension for VS Code: Introducing Edit Data (Public Preview) - Azure SQL Devs’ Corner Overview Working with table data is an essential part of database development — whether you’re validating behavior, debugging issues, or quickly seeding data. But switching between tools or writing…

MSSQL Extension for VS Code: Introducing Edit Data (Public Preview)

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22.12.2025 11:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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MSSQL Extension for VS Code: GitHub Copilot Chat GA and New Public Previews for Edit Data, Data-tier Application, and more - Azure SQL Devs’ Corner Explore what’s new in the MSSQL Extension for VS Code v1.37, including GitHub Copilot GA, Edit Data, DACPAC/BACPAC export & import, and the SQL Projects Publish Dialog.

MSSQL Extension for VS Code: #GitHub #Copilot Chat GA and New Public Previews for Edit Data, Data-tier Application, and more
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SQL Server 2025 and Pure Storage Data Platform SQL Server 2025 is a leap forward as enterprise AI-ready database, unifying analytics, modern AI application development, and mission-critical engine...

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Generally Available: Azure SQL Managed Instance Next-gen General Purpose | Microsoft Community Hub Overview Next-gen General Purpose is the evolution of General Purpose service tier that brings significantly improved performance and scalability to power up...

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