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If you see this, post a character that starts with a G.

ME: “is there another train right after this one? (because they’re behind schedule)

SEPTA SUBWAY OPERATOR: There’s always another one coming, just don’t know when.

Love my city, LOL #philly

Yup, while making direct eye contact…

Precisely. I’ve been screaming this from my phone’s gorilla glass for weeks.

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A houseless guy calling me a faggot for not helping him out is one way to miss a meal. A DoorDash cyclist calling me a faggot is one way of getting your tires popped with this sharp ass nail file in my pocket. 💅🏾🏳️‍🌈

“We have identified the leader of Antifa”

In an interview with Fox News last week, he criticized Philadelphia District Attorney Larry Krasner’s comments comparing ICE agents to Nazis as unacceptable rhetoric.“It is abhorrent and it is wrong, period, hard stop, end of sentence,” Shapiro said.

Yep, Shapiro is a bitchasspunk.

CASKET SHARP!! 💀💀💀💀

This is why I keep (healthy) snacks at my desk. My eyes and stomach’ always plottin against me.

The easiest thing to do in my office to avoid termination and confusion is to show up and stay organized. Some people can’t seem to do either. It’s the bare minimum.

The kids are alright, baby. The kids are alright.

I don’t understand why everything has to be marble tiled.

My co-worker be burping mini burps at her desk like I don’t hear them but I damn sure smell them.

‘11.22.63’ on Netflix. I knew…then I thought I knew…then I didn’t really know. Then I forgot the ending. Oh wait, now I remember…I think. Should have read the book first.

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LOL WHAT?!!!

It’s really that simple. I don’t know why people do this. I dealt with this in my office this morning, but in an effort to save time and avoid manipulative tactics and reversed engineered the exchange by asking what she didn’t want to hear. Essentially forcing them to say it.

Like we need ANOTHER cop show. Newsflash: Law and Order has cornered that market. Try social workers.

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My Dad droves this between two different families in two different states without anyone noticing. Great MPG for all those rolling stones out there. Then it was stolen and suddenly I’ve a half sister. Talk about karma.

Me looking at Target like…

That and the service for me. I don’t need you to pronounce my name correctly, just get my order right damnit!

Living this has been hell.

Best news of the week. What a way to start the month!

I’m crine!!!🤣🤣😂

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Listen, Texas is definitely having a moment. 🙌🏾

And a Union Leader too! LFG!! 💪🏾

I don’t know why it’s surprising. Agent Orange in the Oval is single-handedly destroying this country district by district and We the People are growing fatigued.