Hey, did you know there's an alternative to ChatGPT that makes sense economically and doesn't destroy the environment?
It's called English majors and they will happily fix all of your documents for the low price of health insurance and a living wage.

She has the vibe of scientific curiosity I look for in a doctor

She really needs to do a longitudinal study on you.

The normal generation gaps in families are wild to me because what do you mean you’re a late millennial and your grandparents were born near WWII there’s a nonzero chance my maternal grandmother was involved in her families bootlegging business during prohibition.

It’s called upgrading your life for the New Year

Do it, then I can come set that up.

in honor of the winter solstice, i, too, will be cold, distant, and filled with darkness.

Give me almond or give me death

Friendly reminder I would have been two years old.

Mine is “don’t talk to me, don’t talk to me, don’t love me”

I got Bynx one that has a closed lid (she likes privacy) and an old lady step.

That foot warmer is lit though

Oh I’m excited

Glad to be a part of the great migration from the hellscape.