I would hazard a guess this is sarcasm :)

I've become a big fan of obsessively storing everything in note form. Basically just document verbal diarrhea in obsidian. If nothing else, it helps me figure out what was going through my head when doing something and coming back to it further down the line.

This joke is far from original but it was far from original in Spiderman too...

The fact the first comment on this isn't 'Um actually chai means tea so you just said tea tea' has me an ineffable blend of surprised and confused

Vscode is nothing compared to MSVC (which I believe is what OP is referring to)

Ah yes, the good old booby combinator

Haskell does need more language extensions...

Could you expand on this? How would you advise a Junior SWE to leverage negotiations in promotions?

No, no, and no.