Matt Largey

Thought this was Mr. Beast

fwiw I’m not sure this means anything other than Dems have some competitive primaries.

Watching Strip Law, show has insane joke density. Really funny

Was this written by AI?

His memory is fading. This Austin-area woman is trying to keep it alive in a love song. Nine years into his marriage to Cassandra, Clyde developed dementia. He put down his guitar and quit his job. But music he had recorded still needed lyrics.

For Valentine’s Day, a story about what happens when your loved one is drifting away — and the ways we try to hold on.

(Recommend the “listen” button on this one)

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Texas Oncology

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Yeah, I’m not paying that.

also, shoutout to the Dinosaur Convention

At a difficult time for America, Super Bowl advertisers are asking viewers to buy their products.

If you've ever worked for a content farm website this will probably sound familar

objectively, he is very good at this

Crypto Your crypto balance $1.81 Total return - $0.68 (27.13%) O

All my apes gone

Chart showing the price of bitcoin down 46% over six months

In the future, all money will lose half its value in 6 months.

Man arrested after fight with Hays CISD students during anti-ICE walkout A viral video of the incident appears to show a driver pushing a high school student to the ground and hitting her several times.

Chad Michael Watts was charged Tuesday afternoon with two counts of assault causing bodily injury after he was recorded attacking a high school student that was protesting ICE.

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You gotta wonder if Texas Republicans are looking at their new congressional map and wondering if they made a huge mistake.

Tesla's own Robotaxi data confirms crash rate 3x worse than humans even with monitor Tesla’s nascent robotaxi program is off to a rough start. New NHTSA crash data, combined with Tesla’s new disclosure of...

New NHTSA crash data, combined with Tesla’s new disclosure of robotaxi mileage, reveals Tesla’s autonomous vehicles are crashing at a rate much higher than human drivers, and that’s with a safety monitor in every car.

Tesla has reported 9 crashes involving its robotaxi fleet in Austin, TX.

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Pro tip: have your Minneapolis reporters discuss the changes

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Honestly, weird day for Greg Abbott’s campaign to drop this merch.

A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.

BREAKING: CapMetro will be pulling buses and trains out of service tomorrow evening, CEO Dottie Watkins says. Customers should take their last trips by 4 PM.

Empty vegetable shelves

Empty meat shelves

Empty bread shelves

The scene tonight at HEB:

I'm sorry, if your article includes "Part 1" in the title, I ain't reading that.

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lol

Longshot here, but does anyone know someone — anyone — who worked a Whole Foods sandwich counter *in Austin* in the mid-2010s?

i still think the insanely funny part of this is that they simulated going to the grocery store instead of actually going

You know things are going well, comrade, when government officials get on TV to give people austerity tips.

Austin police will change policy on ICE cooperation after detention of mother, daughter Austin Police Chief Lisa Davis says new policy will reflect the fact that officers have greater leeway over when to report people to ICE when they are suspected of civil immigration violations.

NEW from @mosebuchele.bsky.social : Austin police leaders have long said that they don't ask about the immigration status of people they come into contact with.

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i’m sure there’s psycho stuff in there i’d have missed at the time, but scott adam’s old books probably inoculated me from ever having linkedin brain or respecting anyone who told me they had a black belt in six sigma