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‘We Get The Food And Then We Eat The Food Until All The Food Is Gone,’ City Of Chicago Announces Unprompted

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Memories from a previous life

"Bluskys dying nobodies posting"

ok counterpoint, my feed isnt full of ads and promoted tweets (ads) here

“You take the redpill, you see mid takes, fascist post, and crypto ads. You take the bluepill, and you will be freed…”

"Did you see the Executive Order Donald Trump signed banning illegals from existing in America? he's rounding them up as we-"

you bolt awake. you are not online. it's 1932. you are Franklin Roosevelt, and you have changed your mind. the future cannot come to pass. Dems must win every election.

late night internet moment:

Missouri's largest cities have towns named Edwardsville in their Metro areas, but no town in Missouri with that name.

there's Edwardsville Illinois (part of Greater St. Louis), and Edwardsville Kansas (part of the KC metro).

if I were to make a Gorillaz styled album cover, it'd have @seventhelement.bsky.social @anosci.net and @mcmiag.bsky.social

one of these days I'm gonna find out some soundcloud rapper used one of my beats for their raps and I have a copyright claim on my account.

jk
my beats are too long for soundcloud rappers.

*the joke is these guys can't rap for more than 3 minutes*

jokes on you, my applebees is closed.

my mother sent a clip from the new South Park ep to the family text chat.

I wasn't allowed to watch the show as a kid.

how times have changed

Calling in sick in Europe: "I 'ave a cold. I can't come in today"

"Ok, zee you next month"

Calling in sick in America: "I think I'm dying, I don't think I can make it in"

"Oh, I'll give you something to die about..."

(Beastie Boys rhyme style)

Place my order to go, but I eat it HERE!
Kissing your homies good night is not QUEER!

white people when there's something they don't like:

"we need a slur"

Mommas, don’t let your babies grow up to be fuckboys

Dead Kennedys - Wikipedia

It’s the logo for the Dead Kennedys. They were a punk band from the late 70s to the mid 80s.

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I wonder if someone in Wisconsin has ever said the phrase “Yoder looking ass motherfucker” before…

in my Trilobite era

sounds very Trilobite

being 33 is weird now.
I'm too young to be called a boomer but too old to be a Millennial (they mean Gen Z)

I'll think on it :)

there's a pear tree on the property I'm living on and idk what I should do with it.

I noticed that when we were doing the Brony Lore thing, a lot of people were in high school or younger when they saw it.

the show started a year before I went to college...

I feel like a fossil.
but like a Jurassic fossil, I know some dudes who are Triassic in nature

a meme of a shiny looking person with a few keyboards and synth gear with the top text saying "get out of my room mom" and the bottom text saying "I'm recording my solo project"

Ayuh

Waffle House