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will q zoidberg

@willraisesfunds.bsky.social

could I get two hotdogs and a frozen margarita? nyc | 🏳️‍🌈 | he/him

7,440 Followers  |  1,829 Following  |  3,995 Posts  |  Joined: 17.05.2023
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springtime embiggening

03.03.2026 16:08 — 👍 388    🔁 6    💬 4    📌 0

i did and I regret it :)

02.03.2026 21:04 — 👍 34    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0

does interviewing for jobs make anyone else wanna kill themselves lol

02.03.2026 21:03 — 👍 57    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

silence twink!

01.03.2026 18:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

this is a useful insight

01.03.2026 18:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

should I trim my bush? be honest

01.03.2026 18:36 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 13    📌 1
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i need this man more than air

01.03.2026 03:28 — 👍 315    🔁 22    💬 3    📌 5

you’re up next big guy

27.02.2026 23:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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oomf called it perky and he’s right

27.02.2026 23:35 — 👍 254    🔁 1    💬 4    📌 0

she’s not even who I was thinking of but it’s actually a valid criticism for like 60% of the staff here at good ol [redacted]

26.02.2026 20:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I was real sweaty here btw

26.02.2026 19:33 — 👍 277    🔁 7    💬 8    📌 1

nah brother you’re perfectly proportioned

26.02.2026 19:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

love boner

26.02.2026 19:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

one to describe a coworker I loathe is that her bisexuality to autism ratio is out of whack

26.02.2026 18:53 — 👍 23    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

one of those is the greatest movie ever made and the other is the mastermind tho :/

25.02.2026 14:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

room for one more

24.02.2026 21:41 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

when a guys just a little bit ugly >>>

24.02.2026 21:40 — 👍 33    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 3
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A+ State of the Union counterprogramming by TCM.

24.02.2026 16:53 — 👍 17075    🔁 3835    💬 11    📌 1
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major boobage reporting for duty

24.02.2026 18:03 — 👍 630    🔁 11    💬 14    📌 1

unf

23.02.2026 17:49 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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kinda snowy out

23.02.2026 00:10 — 👍 309    🔁 4    💬 7    📌 1

it’s good to be back handsome 🫡

20.02.2026 18:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

hi

18.02.2026 22:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

he probably knows he peaked with Black Swan and is now trying to see how far he can go in the opposite direction

29.01.2026 19:27 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I would rather take a power drill to my own head tbh

29.01.2026 18:43 — 👍 280    🔁 18    💬 25    📌 0

hey little guy :)

23.01.2026 18:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the very same!

23.01.2026 18:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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congrats brother we made it to Friday

23.01.2026 17:56 — 👍 321    🔁 3    💬 4    📌 0

Wooooooooow

09.01.2026 20:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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one day I will post thoughts and not just selfies but not today!

08.01.2026 23:39 — 👍 227    🔁 2    💬 6    📌 0