Chris

*Respectfully* you look absolutely great

Love that film

There's Klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow
Starboard bow
There's Klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow, Jim!

I just "Good girl, Boo-boo!" to my cat because she'd done a wee

YouTube video by James Parker Altered Images - Don't Talk To Me About Love (Extended Version)

Yesterday's shattered, tomorrow's don't matter

youtu.be/t_GIAgQG2n4?...

GTradio

A potato with a strange looking cleft

I don't know what this looks like but it looks wrong to me somehow

YouTube video by Harry Belafonte - Topic In My Fathers House

Hallelujah!

youtu.be/W1XF2Ujq_Tk?...

GTradio

Well I can't say in polite company

Fucking hell lol. You can't be racist against white people hth

I honestly cannot believe I'm typing this but I actually felt safer under the Tories

If it's a group chat I just wait for someone else to respond first then put what I hope is an appropriate emoji. If it's a personal message I reply and say the volume broke

"We had to release a rapist early because we put your gran in prison for protesting a holocaust being committed by a foreign Government"

A winning message, it explains the high approval ratings.

Poster for The Occupant (2025) A woman's face in profile, slightly blurry and with multicoloured tones over it

Now watching: The Occupant (2025

I'm looking forward to this one

It was perfect. Even had salad cream as is proper

A calico cat curled up asleep on a yellow blanket

And this little monster snoozing on International Cat Day

Talk about a nightmare blunt rotation! Total cunts parade

I've seen worse

Corned beef, home made chips, boiled egg, salad and beetroot on a white plate

God tier tea

A calico manx cat on a yellow cushion. She's looking directly at the camera and is half sitting on a remote control

She's looking for her show on International Cat Day

And I'm back!

If you want to stop a large proportion of major crimes, actually doing something about domestic abuse would have a massive impact.

I cant believe (I can) we're at the point of the press going "this girl was upset a trans person existed near her" and more people aren't going "did you tell her to stop being a loser".

Ah that's brand new information to me too. Tbh I can't say I've ever particularly enjoyed a film based on a videogame, but this is particularly heinous. I'm not a gamer though so YMMV

there's no such thing as 'underage women' it's CHILDREN

It doesn't improve any

Oh that was terrible. Not new Jurassic Park terrible but ... Actually maybe that terrible

It's not even a fucking joke. Against the fucking wall the lot of them