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Otter parents do fish phone to make their babies laugh

Good morning! Yes, this is he

Happy birthday!

What if this is all an Andy Kaufman-esque long con and she’s been Port City Publius all along?

Name determinism!

Their numbers augment their quality. Surely there’s an Econ term for it

You’re The One True Jen

Update: Just sat in on the city's monthly call with Torpedo Factory artists and they announced the contest there, so it's definitely not just kids. You can submit digitally or use their free poster board. Mayor will select a winner that will rep ALX at the US Conference of Mayors mtg in Long Beach

Oh, I am sure you Jens have it rough! The story of some of my friend groups could be titled "Too Many Jens"

The becoming. The journey. The effort. The barfing.

Two meetings this week with additional Susans. Very distracting. How do you Alexes manage it?

AI is turning you into the Joker

Dog 🐕 and I did not enjoy (other dog 🐶 did not care)

Happy girl!

If he remembers to submit!

Yay! First internet, then dream world, then real life!

The moon going from full moon to a red moon and starting to go back to a normal full moon, then my camera battery door fell off.

Here's my first edit on the March 3rd Lunar Eclipse. 15 moon shots, 1 foreground. Taken over a 3 hourish period.

Straight into my veins

Oh yeah I can see that!

I generally think photos look better as prints.

Right now Jasmine's best hope comes from keeping down the margins in Bexar County we literally have another Crockett making their last stand at the Alamo

What number was he on the list

Is that the game summary

Also my cousin in Dallas County reports that they changed polling precincts so that only Ds or only Rs could vote at a given place. Predictable chaos, but she thinks it prob disenfranchised both parties in the end. Dems skewing younger means they may be more informed about/ready to roll with changes

I sure wish I could have any confidence that Congress won't just roll over and give it to them

(Three Stooges in a death cult)

MOE: Alright ya peabrains it's time for us to ascend.
CURLY: I did it yestaday!
MOE: Where'd ya do that?
CURLY: At da post office, ascend a letter!
[Moe beats Curly over the head with punch bowl, spilling it on the floor, ruining the ceremony]

OMG YOU GUYS
My aunt in Texas, a lifelong Republican (tho she voted against Dump in 2024), voted in her first Dem primary today. Middle America has HAD IT.

How I arrived on Bluesky

If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.

The thing is, 10 years ago I would have read this and said "Okay, Billy Corgan is crazy." Now I read this and it's like "Huh, could be."