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Fun Fact: "Hundreds of Beavers" is based on an almost forgotten episode of Gumby.

Didn't the man who ran against her have to end his campaign and leave the state for his own safety?

Gambling is so unsexy. I do not care. Every time they show some rapper putting 100K on a game, I want to vomit. That is a third of a house! If you're burning 100 grand like that, you better not have one cousin still driving an Acura.

the culture peaked at tivo

There is no 280 character answer to this, and much of the reason that the world broke over the last six years is that a bunch of my colleagues feel comfortable trying to come up with one. It is massive work chewed through one bite at a time.

Rules and norms are for suckers.

Huh.

monday comin'

Garland Briggs showing Cooper a print-out of an alien signal. Twin Peaks S02E02 - Coma.

Twin Peaks: Garland Briggs showing Cooper a print-out of an alien signal.

Tolerating these bad faith parlor games, devoid of an attachment to actual history or the plain meaning of words, as paths to elite success in legal academia & the federal judiciary was a grave mistake. We need to stop doing that & never do it again.

"I am Spartacus" but for sex pests

Ethical store only overworks employees without anyone to spend holidays with SMITHS FALLS, ON ― In an attempt to assuage customers’ consciences and boost last-minute Christmas Eve sales, local handmade clothing store, The Silver Thread, has announced that they will not force o...

Ethical store only overworks employees without anyone to spend holidays with

It's not the most egregious harm, but whenever I bring my own bag through the self-checkout and opt not to pay for any bags, Kroger makes me wait for the one "floating" checker to come over and do VAR to make sure I scanned everything.

Want to honor Alice Wong and her work? Stop saying "during Covid" or "post-pandemic!"

Being excluded from Discourse is a blessing. Never get out of the boat.

Stephen Miller needs to find his moral courage if they're going to make that stick.

There’s a ton going on here, but note the handcuffs on Walz, because they’re setting up a narrative that all Democrats are definitionally criminal.

Pregnancy is quite literally a parasitic infection.

men describing pregnancy: it's not a big deal, your body was naturally designed for it

women describing pregnancy: yeah 7 of my toenails fell off, my liver and spleen switched places, my lung fell out of my butthole, and I began seeing an entity known only as "the shadow lady"

Gotta say, the argument that the ERA would have weakened the 14th amendment looks pretty silly in light of what has become of the 14th amendment in its absence.

Don't watch commercials.