He could write his next script on his forehead and still have room for his eyebrows

Garsh darn it gonna hafta get that round outta my pocket now

Andy Griffith hangs his head in shame

You can’t fool me
That not a man
That’s a fucken hedgehog

A sign of a great society

Where folks plant seeds for trees for shade they will never see

A sign of a sick society
Where folks salt the fields
Poison the wells
Knowing, not caring for the aftermath will be long after they are
Gone

Dudebros get drunk off their asses
Schoolgirls get blown to hell because reasons

And this is just Saturday morning

Hello, world

Someone needs to slip a Mickey in his next mouse

Folks are still thinking this is someone’s else’s problem somewhere else…
…until it’s not.

(Insert naval officer’s “it’ll be a miracle if we survive this” meme gif here)

It is with extreme irony that we are using military might for regime change for the SECOND time in this region for someone we don’t want to deal with

Letting your neighbors choose who runs YOUR house never ever works out for anyone involved

The price of kompromat
the use of painful compliance
To make your asset bend to your will

This timeline could’ve been written by Douglas Adam’s and it would’ve be rejected from the word jump cuz it would be deemed too unrealistic

But here WE are

So long, and thanks for the fish

This was NOT random

If this was wet-work it was to say the least very ham handed

In these times I would think someone would have extra eyes on any one who could be used as an exploit . Cost is not a issue so why was this not done on the DL (down low)

I hear the Qataris are banging of the back door of the Oval Office
They want their fucken plane back

47 said nah, no backsies

No boundaries for our enemies
No boundaries for us

If that happens it’s a wrap.
That demon will not return to its box and will release his brethren as well.

Will the last dolphin to leave please turn off the lights

The tactics (and weapons) escalate as the conflict grows

A all consuming fire devouring everything in its path.

If you’re in the conflict zone, you are in the conflict whether you like it or not

The swords won’t be getting smaller or have shorter reach

Iranian people:
STOP we have nothing to to with this!!!

Don & Netty:
we don’t care

This is for all the marbles
Until the infrastructure of one or more of the entities involved are obliterated

To think nothing of the lives of anyone involved

This is it, boys
This is WAR

Greedo shot first
Han shot back
Greedo missed
Han DIDN’T

Imagine being on Floor 1xx on the B**j K**f* getting busy with your side piece watching the skyline thinking the conflict isn’t your problem, and your last cognitive thought is seeing the conflict flying towards your room…

“ …. Bet you regretted not buying that squirrel NOW, right?!!”
-obscure reference to cheesy movie

For the cost of countless Persians living their lives doing nothing
The legitimacy of other regimes is maintained.

Once again

Time has shown

Humans SUCK

This. Once this bag of crisps are opened every one is grabbing a handful and won’t stop til it’s empty

It’s been real, and it’s been a honor for whatever time is left to be with you all

(end theme ‘dr Strangelove’ we’ll meet again’ playing softly in background)

“Presumed to be innocent until proven guilty my ass!

You're presumed guilty until you unredact the Epstein files because you're hiding them.

Innocent people don't do that! Show us what's in those files, Thunder Chicken!

Show us what we already suspect.”

Those Hockey boys are hardcore
Now imagine stuffed in a hamper with your teammates tighty whites (2 weeks old) and get a good whiff
That nothing compares to what the FartFather is going to honor them with for a few hours

Hope it was worth it guys

Where did Johnson pull that lame azz excuse ??? The people want and need representation but not brain dead trogs cheering on PDFile gene trash. And nice that yer 🏀🏀 ‘s when your boss needs his copium hit.

True that. The warped standards of what it takes to lead, crippling of use of all our populations potential to the benefit of all is to our deficient. These walls in time will fall but the larger world would’ve passed us by at that junction

Agent one: what! There’s a lead!
Agent two: great get the boss on the freaking horn

Agent three: sorry signal silence. Must be doing something important

(Agents one and two nod in approval )

When she grows up and shows her dad that picture with tears in hers saying softly:

“Tell me this isn’t you, I’ll believe you. Just please, tell me…”

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