Pest

tonight i made a girl i love very happy and then the fact that i did that caused something else to happen which made her very sad. its been a night.

starting to really understand the concept of an emotional support ex

outfielders have to be the worst farmers i've ever seen. what are you doing out there? get to work

feeling angry and hateful bc its past 3 in the morning and im awake. this is not an hour for me to be awake. dont wake me up at this hour. esp on a night like this when i had trouble getting to sleep in the first place

sexy how many final destination movies are there

wow. thats gonna complete change the way i think about that...

damn thats crazy. you sure about all that? confirmed the sources?

Voice from the open coffin: My God, I'm... alive, again? It's a miracle, I can't wait to see my family...

Me, bringing back my favorite author: Woah ho ho there friend, no time for that, we gotta get writing,
I need more books

had the gall to call me her best friend while doing it too.

way to make it clear you got what you wanted out of me and i was correct to feel used the entire time

ngl i am still a little mad about being mistreated all year. like im moving forward and shit but also jesus what the fuck is wrong with you that you treat a person like that and then slam the door in their face when they try to extend an olive branch anyway

He likes his ears pulled

[Jabba the Hutt voice] crypto to your sipp or isa, ho ho ho

forgot how much better sex is when youre deeply in love with the other person

The ones who walk away from Omegaverse

met a cool guy on my walk

dont tell the girl going thru a really rough and confusing emotional time "i love you" jesus fuck. i know way better than to hit her with that rn but wow is it hard to resist saying

shame on you sweet nerevar

and then pest to make them lose interest in us lol

happy birthday friend <3

asked a girl which csm character shes most attracted to and she said makima. she got got by khetey so i probably should have seen that coming
(the correct answer is himeno who is exactly the kind of depressed problematic girl who would ruin my life)

khetey into eve insane combo for getting close to people. khetey has an aura that draws interest and excitement, then the follow-up from eve who is deeply romantic and caring. theres pretty much no way we arent gonna end up dating after she gets hit by these two back to back

rain on me 🩸

im fired up and unable to sleep now and this fucking sucks

i really need to push past my "they havent actually done anything wrong" barrier and straight up get them excluded from my house bc i am sick of them

rediscovering my ability to hate tonight after listening to the most dumbass bullshit through my bedroom door while trying to sleep

oh great now im missing a different ex bc she happened to message me today

they hit me with the "missing your ex" beam. maybe this is the problem with separating on good terms

i bottom for particularly large women