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i have got to recover social battery before that weekend bc id really like to actually enjoy said plans

successfully got plans with all 3 of my girlfriends on valentines weekend, plus a bonus: one of my favorite exes!

im just your average city rabbit: people think im cute and are generally happy to see me but nobody really cares that im dying in droves

theyre gonna take away your podcast privileges

SFX Magazine (1998)
#godzilla

i think i need to be away from seattle for a bit to clear my head. but i do not think it will realistically happen before august.

i cant believe cutting my planning down to 3 people would still not be enough to have free time alone. i would like a quiet evening in after work and i probably wont get that until thursday at the earliest. my poor overcrowded schedule

bird up

"for some reason she's a baby now and can't talk"

The Fate of the Furious (2017)
There is a beauty in this world only accessible by getting really high and watching these movies. This one in particular might be my favorite because it's simply so absurd I was constantly shouting "what?" and "how did we get here?" I love this franchise.

Imagine drunk driving this

it feels right that he was always a smug jackass, but prior to the nibelheim incident he was a smug jackass in a sardonic way and genuinely cared about the people around him. afterwards....not so much

reunion is a very good remake bc its reminding me of why i loved crisis core in the first place: the characterization. sephiroth in particular has such a good arc in this. i love the way he smiles and cracks deadpan jokes in the early game. a glimpse of who he was before nibelheim

realizing i dont like sex and dont like being around sex and have a miserable time when someone tries to be sexual with me

being at an orgy i didnt expect and cant get away from is up there as one of the more terrible experiences ive had recently

ough

those are normal sized scissors. you cant trick me

falling in love with someone who infuriates you is the most beautiful thing. we're at each others throats and gushing over each other in the same breath

...yes? i played it for the first time only a few short years ago and it was incredible. i dont think it needs a remaster bc you can just go and play the game as it stands, but wow thats a really out of touch take

nautical flag f – i am disabled; communicate with me

i really like your ship's autism pride flag

forgot to have sex. watched a 2 hour silent film instead

get rooted, idiot

me, upon being offered that which ive been whining about wanting for over 18 months: "fuck off, im busy. put your goddamn pussy away."

Without fail, I guess it’s fitting every ICE officer looks like a combination of Titans officers.

Like you can make an alignment chart and each hire would fall between a cross section with one of these guys.

the nutch is real good on pasta too

GOM~ JABBAR!

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