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Derek Haas

@derekhaaswriter.bsky.social

The only me.

890 Followers  |  115 Following  |  207 Posts  |  Joined: 15.11.2024
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I'm fine with those. I just want to read an article from the Athletic or wherever but I don't want a subscription and I don't want to give my name and number and address. Just let me click on the button that says, "read this for $2 and pay with apple pay" and I'd have no problem doing that.

19.02.2026 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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In the old days, newsstands would have magazines and articles and you might see an article tease on the cover and you'd buy that magazine for $4 and take it with you. You didn't have to buy a subscription or give your name and number to the publisher.

Make paying to read one article easy again!

19.02.2026 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Viral AI video of Brad Pitt fighting Tom Cruise shakes Hollywood Earlier this week, an AI-generated video of Tom Cruise fighting Brad Pitt went viral, sparking outrage among creatives and the studios alike.

Counterpoint: no.

15.02.2026 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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Saw Send Help with Kristi yesterday and we laughed and gasped the whole way through. Such a fun movie my friends Shannon & Swift wrote from scratch!

06.02.2026 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Love it.

20.01.2026 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The word "generational" went from meaning "once in a generation" to "above average" in less than a year.

19.01.2026 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

5. I would work with Jensen again a hundred times. Truly one of the great experiences of my career.

18.01.2026 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 62    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

4. No... and one of my friends got called in to help transfer the sets to "permanent storage." πŸ˜₯

18.01.2026 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0

3. I kind of want to write a novella or a graphic novel like Stacy suggests in another tweet. Then when I start considering it, it just seems daunting. I think I need some time.

18.01.2026 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

2. I had the situation in mind and then spoke with my good friend who is a heart surgeon in Dallas. He consulted with some colleagues and they came back to me with glioblastoma. I did some research from there and found out about the emerging treatments.

18.01.2026 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

1. Life has been great. Doing a ton of reading... listening to a lot of music... hanging with the family... trying to help a couple of younger writers get some shows up and running. Doing a bit of writing. How are you?

18.01.2026 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I'll answer 5 questions today if anyone has anything they'd like to know. Just don't ask anything that would require me to do math.

18.01.2026 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m gonna make a movie that’s only available on the radio.

14.01.2026 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Does his last name start with a P?

14.01.2026 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And you said back to me, "I know."

10.01.2026 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think it was when you introduced me to Fantastic Negrito and I was like, "This guy knows what's what."

10.01.2026 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

By design.

08.01.2026 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That was you JoGo.

06.01.2026 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Malcolm's the one who told me Chicago Fire should be set in a firehouse.

06.01.2026 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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I hope you have a better year ahead of you than Volchek.

31.12.2025 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 69    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 2

Hall, Oates, and I are glad you didn't!

30.12.2025 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Merry Christmas Eve everyone! Stay safe and leave some cookies out for Santa.

24.12.2025 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 61    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 1

I hope by a surgeon!

16.12.2025 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

But I don’t have it, and it isn’t me.

15.12.2025 05:26 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Instagram.

14.12.2025 05:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m guessing she thought it was my IG, but it’s not my IG, because, as I’ve said, I’m not on IG.

14.12.2025 04:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You have a hard time believing me when I'm the one telling you it's not me?

14.12.2025 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Too long an answer required but I tried some of the others over the years and didn't like them.

13.12.2025 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well believe it because I don’t have Instagram.

13.12.2025 06:19 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Also not me!

13.12.2025 04:15 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0